Category: Sardar SMS

Aik Larki ne apni Jeans utar di or sardar je se boli:

“Muje biwi honay ka Ehsas dilao”

sardar ne bhe Jeans utaar de or bola:

Jao ye dono Jeans dho kar lao”

Sardar: Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne
chaku dikhakar loot liya.

Friend:Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai.

Sardar:Wo maine chupa

Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi,

2 Sardar sit in a coffee shop
1st: “jaldee pee yaar, coffee thandi ho jayai gi”
2nd: “Tu kia?
1st: arey bay waqoof, menu card parh!!!
HOT COFFEE Rs.20/-
&
COLD COFFEE Rs. 40/-

Sardar 2 doctor: Pory jism mei kahin b ungli lgata hun

to boht dard hota hy

Dr. ne full body X-Ray likh dya

X-Ray report dekhi

to “UNGLI” mei Fracture tha)

Interviewer: Where were you born?

Sardar:  Punjab.

Interviewer: Which part?

Sardar: What which part, whole body was born in Punjab. “;-)

Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay?
Riksha wala: 50..
Sardar: 20 lelo..
Riksha wala: 20 main kon le k jaayeega??
Sardar: tum piche bheto hum le k jaayega..

SARDAR ne BUS me 1 LARKI Ko CHher diya

LARKI: Tumhare Ghar Me MAA BEHAN Nahi Hain Kya?

SARDAR : Pata nahi

Me Tu SUBHA Se Ghar Se Bahir hoon..

Sardar was writing something very slowly.

Friend asked: Why are you writing so slowly?

Sardar: Im writing to my 6 years old son,

he cant read very fast.