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Sardar 2 doctor: Pory jism mei kahin b ungli lgata hun
to boht dard hota hy
Dr. ne full body X-Ray likh dya
X-Ray report dekhi
to “UNGLI” mei Fracture tha)
Interviewer: Where were you born?
Sardar: Punjab.
Interviewer: Which part?
Sardar: What which part, whole body was born in Punjab. “;-)
Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay?
Riksha wala: 50..
Sardar: 20 lelo..
Riksha wala: 20 main kon le k jaayeega??
Sardar: tum piche bheto hum le k jaayega..
SARDAR ne BUS me 1 LARKI Ko CHher diya
LARKI: Tumhare Ghar Me MAA BEHAN Nahi Hain Kya?
SARDAR : Pata nahi
Me Tu SUBHA Se Ghar Se Bahir hoon..
Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked: Why are you writing so slowly?
Sardar: Im writing to my 6 years old son,
he cant read very fast.
Oxygen is must for breathing:
It was discovered in 1773.
Sardar: Thanks God.
I was born after that.
Pahly paida hota to mar hi jata.
Sardar’s wife: O sardar ji, yeh car
ki speed itni kion barha di…??
Sardar ji: oyee car ki break fail ho gayai
hain, is say pehlay k koi accident
ho jayai ghar pohunch jatay hain:p
A Sardar and his wife filed an application for divorce.
Judge asked: How will you divide?
You have 3 children.
Sardar replied: OK! We will apply next year.
Twin babies born in a SARDAR’s House.
SARDAR G could not sleep whole night continuously thinking?
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Who is the father of second!
Sardar breaks an egg to make an omelet.
he finds the egg empty.
Gets frustrated and say’s,
“kya ghor kalyug hai,
aaj kal murgiya bhi ABORTION karwane lagi hai”
