Sardar : Apne bete se bola,
Baywaqoof…kaisa machis lay k aaya hai,
ek bhi tili nahin jalti.
Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test kar k laya hun.
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Jao ye dono Jeans dho kar lao
Aik Larki ne apni Jeans utar di or sardar je se boli:
“Muje biwi honay ka Ehsas dilao”
sardar ne bhe Jeans utaar de or bola:
Jao ye dono Jeans dho kar lao”
Gun main nay chupa di thi
Sardar: Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne
chaku dikhakar loot liya.
Friend:Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai.
Sardar:Wo maine chupa
Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi,
2 sardar sit in a coffee shop
2 Sardar sit in a coffee shop
1st: “jaldee pee yaar, coffee thandi ho jayai gi”
2nd: “Tu kia?
1st: arey bay waqoof, menu card parh!!!
HOT COFFEE Rs.20/-
&
COLD COFFEE Rs. 40/-
boht dard hota hy
Sardar 2 doctor: Pory jism mei kahin b ungli lgata hun
to boht dard hota hy
Dr. ne full body X-Ray likh dya
X-Ray report dekhi
to “UNGLI” mei Fracture tha)
where were you born
Interviewer: Where were you born?
Sardar: Punjab.
Interviewer: Which part?
Sardar: What which part, whole body was born in Punjab. “;-)
Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay
Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay?
Riksha wala: 50..
Sardar: 20 lelo..
Riksha wala: 20 main kon le k jaayeega??
Sardar: tum piche bheto hum le k jaayega..
SARDAR ne BUS me 1 LARKI Ko CHher diya
SARDAR ne BUS me 1 LARKI Ko CHher diya
LARKI: Tumhare Ghar Me MAA BEHAN Nahi Hain Kya?
SARDAR : Pata nahi
Me Tu SUBHA Se Ghar Se Bahir hoon..
Sardar was writing something very slowly
Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked: Why are you writing so slowly?
Sardar: Im writing to my 6 years old son,
he cant read very fast.
must for breathing
Oxygen is must for breathing:
It was discovered in 1773.
Sardar: Thanks God.
I was born after that.
Pahly paida hota to mar hi jata.