EK sardar ki faryad
Please mujhe samajhne ki
KOshish Karo
Muje mat tang kro,
Muje akela chordo,
Muje tumse koi taluq
nai raKhna,
Par ye dil rat bhar tumko hi sochta ha,
Soonay do mujhko mat aao yahan
EK sardar ne macher se faryad ki
Category: Sardar SMS
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A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl
A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: “STUPID what r u doing?”
Sardar: B.Com final year”
made by a mistake
Sardar was asked to write the passive voice of.
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“I made a mistake”
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Guess what he wrote. . . . . . . .?
“I was made by a mistake”
Sardar in Park
Sardar in Park
Sardar park me betha tha.
Friend: Kya kr raha hy?
Sardar: Badla le Raha hoon!
Friend: Kese?
Sardar: Waqt Ne muje barbad kia hy ab ma waqt barbad kr raha hoon.
thanda peo gay ya garam
Sardar mehman sy: thanda peo gay ya garam?
Mehman: dono ley ayen.
sardar: begum 1glass freezer vichon,
te 1 glass geezar vichon pani lay aa..;-)
Sardar : bathroom main shair tha
1st sardar: yar kal main bathroom gaya to wahan shair(lion) tha.
2nd sardar: haan phir tumney kiya kiya?
1st sardar: kuch nahin main ney shair sey kaha k aap karlo
Mery to wesay hi nikal gai hai..:p
us se pyar kar k
Us se pyar kar k meri kismat hi jaag gayi,
Us se pyar kar k meri aarzo bhi jaab gayi.
Phir aik din aisa howa yaaroo.
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Woh kambakht kisi SARDAR k sath bhag gayi.
A sardarji photographer is focusing
A sardarji photographer is focusing
a dead body’s face in a funeral function,
suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him.
why? He said “SMILE PLEASE”
Interviewee; What is your date of birth?
Interviewee;What is your date of birth?
Sardar;nov 28.
Interviewer;which year?Sardar;abey ullu everyyear.rdar;abey ullu everyyear.
sardar in a battle
In a battle sardar was wearing
mosquito net instead of bullet proof jacket.
Why?
Sardar said:
O jis mein machar nahi ghus sakta
goli kya ghusay gi.