sardar farts loudly in the bar
A drunk sardar farts loudly in the bar.
The man next to him: Excuse me,
You’ve no decency,
You farted before my wife.
Sardar: Oh sorry, I didn’t know that it was her turn.
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landline and mobile phone
Teacher: What is the difference between
Landline and Mobile Phone..?
Sardar: On landline we dial number with our finger
while on mobile we dial number with our thumb.
The report said, “DELIVERED”
Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.
Two seconds later a report came
to his phone and he started dancing.
The report said, “DELIVERED”.
2 sardaron ko 2 bomb miley
2 sardaron ko 2 bomb miley,
1st Sardar:chal police ko de k atey hain.
2 sardar:agar koi bomb raste me phat gia to?
1st sardar:jhoot bol dain gay k 1 hi mila tha :p
citta tay kala
Sardar School Me Ek Black Or Ek White Shoes Pehan Aya
Sir: Ghr Wapis Jao Or Change Kar K Ayo
Srdar: Koi Faida Nhi Master G
Ghar V 1 Kala Tay 1 Chitta E A.
preparing for blood test
Sardar reading a book about blood.
Wife:why are you reading this book.
Sardar: Tomorrow is my blood test,
so preparing for that.
EK sardar ki faryad
Please mujhe samajhne ki
KOshish Karo
Muje mat tang kro,
Muje akela chordo,
Muje tumse koi taluq
nai raKhna,
Par ye dil rat bhar tumko hi sochta ha,
Soonay do mujhko mat aao yahan
EK sardar ne macher se faryad ki
A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl
A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: “STUPID what r u doing?”
Sardar: B.Com final year”
made by a mistake
Sardar was asked to write the passive voice of.
.
.
“I made a mistake”
.
.
.
Guess what he wrote. . . . . . . .?
“I was made by a mistake”
Sardar in Park
Sardar in Park
Sardar park me betha tha.
Friend: Kya kr raha hy?
Sardar: Badla le Raha hoon!
Friend: Kese?
Sardar: Waqt Ne muje barbad kia hy ab ma waqt barbad kr raha hoon.