Category: Sardar SMS

2 sardaron ko 2 bomb miley,
1st Sardar:chal police ko de k atey hain.
2 sardar:agar koi bomb raste me phat gia to?
1st sardar:jhoot bol dain gay k 1 hi mila tha :p

Sardar School Me Ek Black Or Ek White Shoes Pehan Aya

Sir: Ghr Wapis Jao Or Change Kar K Ayo

Srdar: Koi Faida Nhi Master G

Ghar V 1 Kala Tay 1 Chitta E A.

Sardar reading a book about blood.

Wife:why are you reading this book.

Sardar: Tomorrow is my blood test,

so preparing for that.

Please mujhe samajhne ki
KOshish Karo

Muje mat tang kro,
Muje akela chordo,
Muje tumse koi taluq
nai raKhna,

Par ye dil rat bhar tumko hi sochta ha,

Soonay do mujhko mat aao yahan

EK sardar ne macher se faryad ki

Sardar was asked to write the passive voice of.

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“I made a mistake”

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Guess what he wrote. . . . . . . .?

“I was made by a mistake”

A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: “STUPID what r u doing?”
Sardar: B.Com final year”

Sardar in Park

Sardar park me betha tha.
Friend: Kya kr raha hy?
Sardar: Badla le Raha hoon!
Friend: Kese?
Sardar: Waqt Ne muje barbad kia hy ab ma waqt barbad kr raha hoon.

Sardar mehman sy: thanda peo gay ya garam?

Mehman: dono ley ayen.

sardar: begum 1glass freezer vichon,

te 1 glass geezar vichon pani lay aa..;-)

1st sardar: yar kal main bathroom gaya to wahan shair(lion) tha.

2nd sardar: haan phir tumney kiya kiya?

1st sardar: kuch nahin main ney shair sey kaha k aap karlo
Mery to wesay hi nikal gai hai..:p