thanda peo gay ya garam
Sardar mehman sy: thanda peo gay ya garam?
Mehman: dono ley ayen.
sardar: begum 1glass freezer vichon,
te 1 glass geezar vichon pani lay aa..;-)
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Sardar : bathroom main shair tha
1st sardar: yar kal main bathroom gaya to wahan shair(lion) tha.
2nd sardar: haan phir tumney kiya kiya?
1st sardar: kuch nahin main ney shair sey kaha k aap karlo
Mery to wesay hi nikal gai hai..:p
us se pyar kar k
Us se pyar kar k meri kismat hi jaag gayi,
Us se pyar kar k meri aarzo bhi jaab gayi.
Phir aik din aisa howa yaaroo.
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Woh kambakht kisi SARDAR k sath bhag gayi.
Interviewee; What is your date of birth?
Interviewee;What is your date of birth?
Sardar;nov 28.
Interviewer;which year?Sardar;abey ullu everyyear.rdar;abey ullu everyyear.
sardar in a battle
In a battle sardar was wearing
mosquito net instead of bullet proof jacket.
Why?
Sardar said:
O jis mein machar nahi ghus sakta
goli kya ghusay gi.
two sardar in jungle
2 sardar jungle me,
Samne se Sher a gya
1 ne mati uthai sher ki ankh me dal k bhgne lga.
2nd wahan khara rha.
1st: Nas vi
2nd: main q nassan, mati ty tu pai ay.
all items are missing
Sardar complained to the police: ‘Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house.’
Police: ‘How the thief did not take TV?’
Ah Beng : ‘I was watching TV news…’
1 srdr ji khali plate mein roti dubo kr kha rahy the
1 srdr ji khali plate mein roti dubo kr kha rahy the.
Waiter ne dkha to pucha:Ap ye kia kr rhe hn?
Srdrji:Me mathematician hun.
Me ne daal SUPPOSE ki hui hai.
what a strange car
Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with âTâ.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea.
All cars that I know start with petrol.
Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai
Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with âTâ.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.