two sardar in jungle
2 sardar jungle me,
Samne se Sher a gya
1 ne mati uthai sher ki ankh me dal k bhgne lga.
2nd wahan khara rha.
1st: Nas vi
2nd: main q nassan, mati ty tu pai ay.
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all items are missing
Sardar complained to the police: ‘Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house.’
Police: ‘How the thief did not take TV?’
Ah Beng : ‘I was watching TV news…’
1 srdr ji khali plate mein roti dubo kr kha rahy the
1 srdr ji khali plate mein roti dubo kr kha rahy the.
Waiter ne dkha to pucha:Ap ye kia kr rhe hn?
Srdrji:Me mathematician hun.
Me ne daal SUPPOSE ki hui hai.
what a strange car
Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with ‘T’.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea.
All cars that I know start with petrol.
Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai
Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
Dentist to Sardar
Dentist to Sardar:
Apka Daant nikalna paray ga..
Sardar:
kitnay paisy lagay ge?
Dentist: 200
Sardar: Ye lo 50..
Thora sa DHEELA kr do, Nikal me khud loon ga ;
What is the fastest thing in world?
Four guys
1 from Harward:
1 Oxford
1 Texas
&
a Sardar from Pujab university
1 common question:
What is the fastest thing in world?
Oxford:Light
Harvard:Thought
Texas:Blink of an eye
Sardar:It’s loose motions,
because last night I was lying in my bed
& before I could blink,think or turn on the lights,
it was over!
Jao ye dono Jeans dho kar lao
Aik Larki ne apni Jeans utar di or sardar je se boli:
“Muje biwi honay ka Ehsas dilao”
sardar ne bhe Jeans utaar de or bola:
Jao ye dono Jeans dho kar lao”
Awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta
Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun
to muje sirf awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.
Scientific formula of water by sardar
Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water?
Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.
Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that?
Sardar: auntie, it is H to O (h2o)!