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Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water?
Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.
Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that?
Sardar: auntie, it is H to O (h2o)!
2 sardar bethy thy,
un men se 1 sms type kr raha tha,
usne dosry se poocha:”Men pur-umeed hoon job k liye”
Iski english kia hogi?
Doosra bola. “I m pregnant 4 job”
Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,
one is green and one is blue with red spots!
Sardar ji: Yes it’s really strange.
I’ve got another pair of the same at home.
Sardar make a call to his home.
Servant picked the phone.
Sardar: Give phone to my wife.
Servant: She is sleeping with her husband.
Sardar: But I am her husband.
Servant: Now what to do..?
Sardar: Kill both of them.
After killing Servant: What to do with dead bodies..?
Sardar: Put them in our swiming pool.
Servant: But there is no swiming pool in your house.
Sardar: Sorry Wrong number.
English Man: My Grandfather died at the age of 96 Years.
But he never used glasses.
Sardar: I know…
Some People Drink water Directly from tooti….;)
Teacher:Story sunao
Sardar:1 din hum un k ghar gaye to woh soye howay thay
1 din wo hamare ghar aye to hum soye howa thay.
Jesa karo gay, waisa bharo gay
A Sardar was painting his home.
On first floor he painted white color
and on the ground floor wall he wrote.
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”Same as above”
Nurse – “Mubarak ho.. Sardarji.. tusse papa ban gaye..”
Sardarji – ” Meri wife ko nahi bolna.. main usey SURPRISE doonga..!”
A sardar goes to an electronics shop to buy a TV.
Do you have color TVs?
Sure.
Give me a green one, please.
3 Boys proposing 3 different Girls.
1 boy: Tu meri LAILA,main tera MAJNU!
2 boy: Tu mari Sasi,main tera Punno
Tesra SARDAR tha
Sardar: Tu meri HEER tay main tera VEER.
