Dentist to Sardar
Dentist to Sardar:
Apka Daant nikalna paray ga..
Sardar:
kitnay paisy lagay ge?
Dentist: 200
Sardar: Ye lo 50..
Thora sa DHEELA kr do, Nikal me khud loon ga ;
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What is the fastest thing in world?
Four guys
1 from Harward:
1 Oxford
1 Texas
&
a Sardar from Pujab university
1 common question:
What is the fastest thing in world?
Oxford:Light
Harvard:Thought
Texas:Blink of an eye
Sardar:It’s loose motions,
because last night I was lying in my bed
& before I could blink,think or turn on the lights,
it was over!
Awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta
Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun
to muje sirf awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.
Scientific formula of water by sardar
Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water?
Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.
Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that?
Sardar: auntie, it is H to O (h2o)!
pregnant for job
2 sardar bethy thy,
un men se 1 sms type kr raha tha,
usne dosry se poocha:”Men pur-umeed hoon job k liye”
Iski english kia hogi?
Doosra bola. “I m pregnant 4 job”
Pair of strange socks
Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,
one is green and one is blue with red spots!
Sardar ji: Yes it’s really strange.
I’ve got another pair of the same at home.
sorry wrong number
Sardar make a call to his home.
Servant picked the phone.
Sardar: Give phone to my wife.
Servant: She is sleeping with her husband.
Sardar: But I am her husband.
Servant: Now what to do..?
Sardar: Kill both of them.
After killing Servant: What to do with dead bodies..?
Sardar: Put them in our swiming pool.
Servant: But there is no swiming pool in your house.
Sardar: Sorry Wrong number.
Drink Water Directly
English Man: My Grandfather died at the age of 96 Years.
But he never used glasses.
Sardar: I know…
Some People Drink water Directly from tooti….;)
Jesa karo gay, waisa bharo gay
Teacher:Story sunao
Sardar:1 din hum un k ghar gaye to woh soye howay thay
1 din wo hamare ghar aye to hum soye howa thay.
Jesa karo gay, waisa bharo gay
Same As Above
A Sardar was painting his home.
On first floor he painted white color
and on the ground floor wall he wrote.
.
.
.
”Same as above”