sardar becomes manager
Sardar got promotion
from Clerk to Manager.
He went home & told his
wife in new style.
Biwi Behosh!
why?
He said to her
“Tu aj Raat se MANAGER K SATH soy gi;-)
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3 sardar bed pe so rahy thy
3 sardar bed pe so rahy thy,
un tenon ko jaga theek
se nahi mil rahi thi.
phir 1 sardar bed se niche sone laga.
2nd sardar: ab jaga ho gai hai, uper ajaa.
Aap ka aur apki bivi ka blood group aik hi hay
Doctor : App ka aur aapki
biwi ka blood group aik hi hai?
Sardar : Hoga, Zarur hoga;
25 saalsey mera khoon jo pee rahi hai….
Lawyer to sardar
Lawyer to sardar:geeta pe hath rakho
Sardar:Kamal hai, Seeta pe hath rakha
to baat court tak pohanch gaye,
ab bol raha he geeta pe hath rakho:p
Sardar Was Arrested
Sardar Was Arrested 4 A Road Accident
Judge : How Did Accident Occur
Sardar :I Don’t Know Sir I Was Sleeping…
Go and water the plants
Sardar told his servant:
Go and water the plants. Servant
it’s already raining. Sardar: So what?
Take an umbrella and go.
Plz Love me!
A sirdar g said 2 a girl:
“Plz Love me!”
The girl said very rudely
“Tumhen Love krne se pehle men mar na jaon”
Sardar said: “Mar jana ksi ghrib de kam na ana”
Sardar made a call to the airport
Sardar made a call to the airport.
Asked,”How long is the journey from Punjab to America?”
Receiptionist: “One second sir….”.
Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!
Sardar always smile during lightning storms
Q:- Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
A:- They think their picture is being taken.
A Teacher lecturing on population
A Teacher lecturing on population –
In India after Every 10 sec a
woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up-
we must find & stop her!.