Sardar Was Arrested
Sardar Was Arrested 4 A Road Accident
Judge : How Did Accident Occur
Sardar :I Don’t Know Sir I Was Sleeping…
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Go and water the plants
Sardar told his servant:
Go and water the plants. Servant
it’s already raining. Sardar: So what?
Take an umbrella and go.
Plz Love me!
A sirdar g said 2 a girl:
“Plz Love me!”
The girl said very rudely
“Tumhen Love krne se pehle men mar na jaon”
Sardar said: “Mar jana ksi ghrib de kam na ana”
Sardar made a call to the airport
Sardar made a call to the airport.
Asked,”How long is the journey from Punjab to America?”
Receiptionist: “One second sir….”.
Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!
Sardar always smile during lightning storms
Q:- Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
A:- They think their picture is being taken.
A Teacher lecturing on population
A Teacher lecturing on population –
In India after Every 10 sec a
woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up-
we must find & stop her!.
watch movie with girlfriend
Boss asked Sardar
to buy two corner tickets for a movie
to watch with his Girlfriend.
Sardar bought two corner tickets:
A1…………….A25
population of India
A Teacher lecturing on “Population”
In India after every 10 second
a woman gives birth to a child.
A Sardar stands up and says
“We must find and stop that Woman”
sentence into future tense
Teacher: “I killed a person”
convert this sentence into future tense
Sardar: The future tense is “You will go to jail”
Shayari by sardar ji
Shayari by Sardar ji:
Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.Wah wah!
Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.
Raste pe jaa kar dekha to khidiki pe koi nahi tha.