Plz Love me!
A sirdar g said 2 a girl:
“Plz Love me!”
The girl said very rudely
“Tumhen Love krne se pehle men mar na jaon”
Sardar said: “Mar jana ksi ghrib de kam na ana”
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A sirdar g said 2 a girl:
“Plz Love me!”
The girl said very rudely
“Tumhen Love krne se pehle men mar na jaon”
Sardar said: “Mar jana ksi ghrib de kam na ana”
Sardar made a call to the airport.
Asked,”How long is the journey from Punjab to America?”
Receiptionist: “One second sir….”.
Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!
Q:- Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
A:- They think their picture is being taken.
A Teacher lecturing on population –
In India after Every 10 sec a
woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up-
we must find & stop her!.
Boss asked Sardar
to buy two corner tickets for a movie
to watch with his Girlfriend.
Sardar bought two corner tickets:
A1…………….A25
A Teacher lecturing on “Population”
In India after every 10 second
a woman gives birth to a child.
A Sardar stands up and says
“We must find and stop that Woman”
Teacher: “I killed a person”
convert this sentence into future tense
Sardar: The future tense is “You will go to jail”
Shayari by Sardar ji:
Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.Wah wah!
Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.
Raste pe jaa kar dekha to khidiki pe koi nahi tha.
Captain of Military: Nojawano Aage barho
SARDAR Aage nhi barha
Captain: Tum Aage Q nahi barhe ?
SARDAR: Apne kaha tha 9 jawano Aage barho main 10va ho.
Sardar police station aya or bola:
Mujhe arrest karlo,
mene apni BV k sar pe danda mara hay
Police: Wo mar gai kya.?
sardar: Nahi oo te bach gai.
Hun meri khair nai.