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smoker never dies

Every cigarate you smoke,

decreses your life by 5 minuts.

Sex increses your life by10 mintes.

So basic theme of equation is that

“A FUCKING SMOKER NEVER DIES.”;-)

talab thi usko meri kuch waqt k liye

Sulook usny mujh se kisi cigeritte ka sa kiya,

Pehly jalaya phir piya paon rakha bujha diya,

Yani talab thi usko meri kuch waqt k liye,

pehly lagaya hont se or phir dhuwen me uradiya,

Apni sansain khench k meri khushbu khud men basa li,

Meri jalti hui rakh ko apni ungliyun se giradiya.