why are you asking
Studnet to Teachr: Madam are you Hen?
Teachr: Shut Up! Why are you asking?
Student: Why you alway give me “Aanda” in test.
Category: Teacher Sms
Agar aisa hota to aap meri biwi hotein
Teacher:
Agar sache dil se Rab se Dua ki jaye to wo poori hoti hai…!!!
Student:
Rehne dain miss, agar aisa hota to aap meri biwi hotein.
bad habbit of speaking
Teacher to Student:
“Can You Define Who is a Lecturer…???”
Student:
“A Lecturer is a Person
Who has a Bad Habit
of Speaking when Someone is Sleeping.
Al beruni ke bhai ka naam batao
Teacher: Al beruni ke bhai ka naam batao?
Pathan soch mai
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Pathan replied
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Al andruni…!
Parha Likha Berozgar
TEACHER: Us ne KHUDKUSHI kar li
Usey KHUDKUSHI krni pari
Dono me fark batao?
STUDENT: Pehla Parha Likha Berozgar Tha,
Dosra SHADI SHUDA tha.
high expectations of a girl
Teacher asks Girl:
Which part of Human body
Expands 10 times its normal size..?
Girl: I can’t answer this question
I feel shy…!
Teacher asks same question to a boy.
Boy replies: Its the Pupil of Human Eye.
Teacher: Right!
Then turns to the girl:
Listen girl your thinking is wrong
and your expectations are too high.
Save Our Teachers
It’s a humble request.
80% of teachers suffer from headache by teaching loud.
So please….
Bunk the classes as much as possible and save our teachers. :-)
go to the map and find North America
TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU!
I love teacher
Teacher: If A=b,
B=C then
A=c can u tell me one more example of this type?
Student: I love teacher.teacher loves his daughter,
so i love teacher,s daughter
your composition on
TEACHER : PAPPU, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as
your brother’s. Did you copy his ?
PAPPU: No, teacher, it’s the same dog !