A couple came upon a wishing well.
The husband leaned over, made a wish
and threw in a coin.
The wife decided to make a wish, too.
But she leaned over too much,
fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned
for a while but then smiled
“It really works ! “
Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
Man to Barber: Cut my hair Short.
Barber: How short you would like to?
.
.
.
Man: So Short that My Wife Cannot pull them.
A Fact:
A Girl Will Always Forgive & Forget
But
She Will Never Let You Forget That She Had Forgiven & Forgotten.”
Biwi(Ghusse Main):
Tumhare Dimagh Main To
Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!!
Husband (Pyar Se):
To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho�.??
One of the true and nice saying:-
“The most beautiful clothes
that a woman can wear
are the arms of the man
who loves her.
Mareez: Mujhay ajeeb si bemaari ho gaye hai.
Jab meri bivi bolti hai toh mujhay kuch sunai nahi deta
DR: Oh bhae, Ye bimari nahi, ye ALLAH ki khaas naimat hai
You know why
the spelling of Women starts with W..?
Because
All questions in the world starts with W..!
Such as.
who
why
what
when
which
whom
where
wife…?
A couple were arguing.
Wife:u dont like anybody in my family
Man:Not true,I like ur mother-in-law better than my mother-in-law!
Every woman’s heart
has different instructions.
They are written through
her eyes, in her smile,
through her actions and
in her tears.
She just has to find someone
who cares enough to read them.
