Category: Wife SMS

Some husbands hold wife’s hand in malls…
because,
If they leave her hand
she’ll go for shopping.
It looks romantic
but
actually it’s economic.

A couple came upon a wishing well.

The husband leaned over, made a wish

and threw in a coin.

The wife decided to make a wish, too.

But she leaned over too much,

fell into the well, and drowned.

The husband was stunned

for a while but then smiled

“It really works ! “

Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.

Man to Barber: Cut my hair Short.

Barber: How short you would like to?

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.

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Man: So Short that My Wife Cannot pull them.

A Fact:

A Girl Will Always Forgive & Forget

But

She Will Never Let You Forget That She Had Forgiven & Forgotten.”

Biwi(Ghusse Main):
Tumhare Dimagh Main To
Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!!

Husband (Pyar Se):
To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho�.??

Mareez: Mujhay ajeeb si bemaari ho gaye hai.

Jab meri bivi bolti hai toh mujhay kuch sunai nahi deta

DR: Oh bhae, Ye bimari nahi, ye ALLAH ki khaas naimat hai

Every woman’s heart
has different instructions.
They are written through
her eyes, in her smile,
through her actions and
in her tears.
She just has to find someone
who cares enough to read them.