Wife : Do you want dinner?
Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
Category: Wife SMS
cut my hair short
Man to Barber: Cut my hair Short.
Barber: How short you would like to?
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Man: So Short that My Wife Cannot pull them.
Forgiven & Forgotten
A Fact:
A Girl Will Always Forgive & Forget
But
She Will Never Let You Forget That She Had Forgiven & Forgotten.”
Itni dair say dimagh kion kha rahi ho:p
Biwi(Ghusse Main):
Tumhare Dimagh Main To
Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!!
Husband (Pyar Se):
To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho�.??
beautiful clothes for woman
One of the true and nice saying:-
“The most beautiful clothes
that a woman can wear
are the arms of the man
who loves her.
khaas naimat
Mareez: Mujhay ajeeb si bemaari ho gaye hai.
Jab meri bivi bolti hai toh mujhay kuch sunai nahi deta
DR: Oh bhae, Ye bimari nahi, ye ALLAH ki khaas naimat hai
questions always starts with W
You know why
the spelling of Women starts with W..?
Because
All questions in the world starts with W..!
Such as.
who
why
what
when
which
whom
where
wife…?
Anybody In My Family
A couple were arguing.
Wife:u dont like anybody in my family
Man:Not true,I like ur mother-in-law better than my mother-in-law!
Woman’s Heart Is Different
Every woman’s heart
has different instructions.
They are written through
her eyes, in her smile,
through her actions and
in her tears.
She just has to find someone
who cares enough to read them.
degrees of girls
Degrees of girls….!
B.A = Beautiful Angel
B.E = Beautiful Eyes
B.Sc = Beautiful Structure
L.L.B = Lovely Lifp and Body
M.B.A = Married but Available