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Do Not Make Noise

Height 0f attitude,
A sleeping beggar puts up
a notice board in front of him:

“Please do not make noise by
dropping coins … use currency notes…”;-)

A BOY to his GIRL FRIEND

On a DATE: A BOY to his GIRL FRIEND : Tumhari KHUBSURTI ka Kya RAAZ hay…?
GIRL : LUX…!
BOY : Ittefaq hay, Meri KAMZOri ka bhi yehi raz hay.

marjani marjani

Meri Muhabbat ko DHoka Dey Kar Kisi 0r K Sath Bhaag Gai
Meri Raani ! ! ! !

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MarJani MarJani
Khasma Nu Khaye
MarJani ! ! !

set them free

If you love someone,

set them free.

If they don’t come back,

then call them up when you’re drunk.