Sardar : Apne bete se bola,
Baywaqoof…kaisa machis lay k aaya hai,
ek bhi tili nahin jalti.
Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test kar k laya hun.
Whats live ? Live is love.
Whats love ? Love is kissing.
Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.
I”ve been thinking about u and me..
if we were alone how it would be..
I would kiss u all over till ur feeling hot..
then give u a sensation when I hit the spot!
Ye zameen ki fitrat hai k hr cheez ko jazb kr leti hai,,,,
”FARAZ. . . .
wrna mere ansoo ka ek alag smandr hota…. .
Silent lips may avoid many problems,
But smiling lips may solve many problems,
So always have a smile on ur face
in the beautiful journey called “LIFE”
Never try alone to take the weight of a tear
that comes out of your heart
and falls through your eyes.
Always remember a friend is here to share.
Beautiful Pictures are Developed from Negatives in a Dark Room,
So
if You see Darkness in Your Life,
Be sure that God is making a Beautiful Picture of Life for You.
Sardar : Apne bete se bola,
Baywaqoof…kaisa machis lay k aaya hai,
ek bhi tili nahin jalti.
Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test kar k laya hun.
I wish U to have a …..
Sweetest Sunday,
Marvellous Monday,
Tasty Tuesday,
Wonderful Wednesday,
Thankful Thursday,
Friendly Friday,
Successful Saturday.
Have a great Year.
HAPPY NEW YEAR
The funniest situation in student life
when we have no idea what to write
in the exam paper n the supervisor comes
and
says, “please cover your answer sheet” :P
A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.
Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.
Sometimes we must be HURT in order to GROW.
Sometimes we must FAIL in order to KNOW.
Sometimes we must LOSE in order to GAIN.
BECAUSE some lessons in life are BEST learned through PAIN.
Let all your worries be set aside!
Smile a moment and thank Allah
for everything you have achieved!