tumhay galatfehmi hui hai
Wife: kal rat tum nend mai muje galiyaa de rahy the
Husbnd: tumhay galatfehmi hui hai
Wife: kesi galat fehmi?
Hasbnd: yahi k mai nend mai tha..! ;-)
Wife: kal rat tum nend mai muje galiyaa de rahy the
Husbnd: tumhay galatfehmi hui hai
Wife: kesi galat fehmi?
Hasbnd: yahi k mai nend mai tha..! ;-)
AOA.
You are invited on My Marrige Ceremony,
Venue is Akbar-e-azam Banquet Hall, Lahore
on 29th Feb 2009 5 pm.
Plz join me
Thanks
wife:honey,what r u looking 4?
husband: nothing
wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?
husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date
In life, dont expect anything from anyone.
Because expectation, when not fulfilled, gives you pain.
When you get something without expecting it,
It gives you pleasure.
Keep doing your part
And leave the rest to God.
Teri kashti-e-mohabbat mein kiya sawaar huway ~faraz~
Samndar-e-ishQ bhi khushk ho gaya hamari pyaas dekh kar.
Ansuo sham ki plko pe lrazty rehna,
Dob jaey jo ye manzar to brasty rehna,
US ki adat wohi hr bat adhori krna,
Or phr bat ka mfhøom bdlty rehna,
Aaj sikh lia hy ye qreena hm nay,
Bujh b jana to bari dair sulagty rehna,
JAny kis umer main jae gi ye adat us ki,
Roothna khud se to aoron se ulajhty rehna.
When your successful
your well wishers know
who you are
when you are unsuccessful
you know
who your well wishers are
Thought of the day-
Dont let someone become a priority in your life
when you are an option for them
Let me guess what U R doing…
Reading book?
Na Na!
Listining Music?
Uhu!
Watching TV?
Nah!
Caught U!
Missing me and reading my SMS na.!!
Oh now U R smiling.