Smart Answers
Teacher: Are you chewing gum?
Student: No, I’m John Smith… :)
Husband: We are having mother for dinner tonight.
Wife: Make sure she is well cooked… :p
Father: Shameful results! Do you always get such low marks?
Son: No, only when I take exams… ;)
Guest: Will these stairs take me to da 2nd floor?
Boy: No, you’ll have to walk as well… :)
Girl: I have changed my mind.
Boy: Thank God! Does new one works better?
mechanical engineer wife
calls his husband and said:
Your spare part has arrived (you become a father)
Husband replied: check it below there is Nut of Bolt.
I Was a Smoker!!!
Once I Read: “Smoking Is Injurious To Health”
I QUIT Smoking.
I Used To Drink WINE
I Read: “WINE is Bad For Health”
I Left Drinking.
I LOVE Someone
Once I Read: “Love is an illusion”
You Know What I Did?
I Left “Reading”!
Best way to start off your morning
is with a smile and appreciate you’re alive
cause somewhere else someone
is fighting for their life.
Valentine’s Day is for expressing affection;
Fond thoughts are coming your way;
We’ve always had a special connection,
So Happy Valentine’s Day!
Love is like a cloud.
Love is like a dream.
Love is 1 word and everything in between.
Love is a fairytale come true.
Coz I found Love when I found you.
Boy- Dear! Look into my eyes.What you see?Tell me…!
Girl- True love.
Boy- O anni di e!
Aida wada machhar nazar ni aya? kad cheti…. Vadi aai true love di..
I always knew that looking back on my tears would someday make me
laugh, but I never knew that looking back on my laughter would
someday make me cry. Miss you.
Pathan ko khawb me kisi ne NANGA kar dia
Subha Pathan ne apna HBL me Bank Account close karwa diya
Q?
Q k HBL aap k khwabon ko hqiqat me bdal skta hai…
H_M. T_M. No 1 is complete without “U”
and FR_ENDSH_P will never b complete without “I”,
So “U” & “I” have to be there for ever if u want HUM (,”) and (”) Tum 2 b frndz.
