A tear burns hundred drops of blood
FACT: A tear burns hundred drops of blood
when it comes out of an eye.
Crying for someone means your gradually dying for someone.
SO ALWAYS VALUE SOMEONES TEARS
for you.
jazbat ka izhar
Wife to husband.
Wife: Aaj mere tan,man mein aag laga do.
Husband ne patrol phenk k agg laga di.
Moral?
“jazbat ka izhar asaan lafzon mein krein”
Read each word Reversely
Read each word Reversely:
A’
suomaF
rotcoD
dloT
eM
tahT
ylnO
latneM
stneitaP
evaH
ehT
tnelaT
oT
daeR
$M$
revenehW
stI
nettirW
‘…ylesreveR
New Car Or New Wife
When a man opens the
door of his car for his wife,
you can be sure of one thing:
either the car is new or the wife.
That Would Be Great
A man came home late at night after partying.
His wife yelled: How would you feel
if you didn’t see me for two days?
The man couldn’t believe his luck.
‘That would be great’
Monday passed and he didn’t see her.
Tuesday and Wednesday passed too.
On Thursday his swelling became better and
now he could see her from the corner of one eye.!
reason for someone’s smile
Once a man asked a fallen rose,
Don’t you get hurt when you are plucked?
The rose replied No!
I forget my pain thinking that
I am the reason for someone’s Smile”:-)
Monkeys play football
Sardar to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play football in my dreams.
Dr:No problem,
just take this medicine b4 sleep.
Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final ha
Thanks For Being My Friend
You listen when I have a problem.
You catch me when I’m about to fall.
You bring so much joy into my life.
Thanks for being my friend through it all.
keep moving towards you goal
If you can’t fly, Run!
If you can,t run, Walk!
If you can’t walk, Crawl!
But keep moving towards you Goal.
That’s true life!)
3 ways to break d mirror
In 3 ways u can break d mirror…
1.throw stone at d mirror
2. throw de mirror on d floor.
3. stand in front of d mirror and smile by showing ur teeth….