The museum curator
The museum curator called today
and spoke in animated tones.
He has a team of scientists
who want to carbon date your bones!!
Have a great birthday
Little Care of Love
Never expect anything
in return from anyone.
But the truth is when
we really love someone,
we naturally expect a
little care from them.
why you absent yesterday
Teacher: why you absent yesterday?
Boy: Girlfriend se milne gaya tha.
Teacher: Kiss liye?
Boy: Yes miss bohat liye.
sardar had twins again and again
Sardar had twins. He named Tara & Sitara.
Again twins, He named Peter & Repeater.
Again twins, He named Max & Climax.
Again twins, finally He named STOP & FULLSTOp:-)
Some Beautiful Lines for you
Some Beautiful Lines Just 4 U.
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Nice na…??
Good news for Punjab University students
Congratulations!
Good news for Punjab University students
Exams of Uni have been postponed upto june
To confirm goto site
www.stop dreaming & start studying.com
After a shower of rain
After a shower of rain, a piece of luminous sunshine decorates
the earth wonderfully…One drop of dew on the grass and a
foggy morning gives 2urge 2live…
But a illusive smile frm u increase vitality of someone…So
keep smiling……….
Let’s Go On Late Night Date
Loneliness will crush me at this rate.
Let’s go on a late night date, pick me up
take me away for a drive, hold me close
make me feel alive. All this may be
just a wishful thinking but just the
thought of it gives me wings…
Good Night
Load Shading Ka Bara Masla Hay
!”””@”””””””!- l G
!”””@”””””””!-
l Genrator !-/
“O””””””””O”
load shading ka bara masla hay socha aap ko generator bhej dun
ab na kehna k mushkil wqt me yaad nahin Kia
sparkling joy of diwali
As echelons of zillion lights adorn,
and echoes of triumph and thunder swarm,
watching even a tiny gleam perform,
devoring ill, sparkling joy despite forlorn,
exhorts a hearty & happy year merely born
Happy Diwali