Best punishment for a woman
what is the best punishment for a woman?
give her new clothes
matching her jewelry
and nice cosmetics
and then
lock her in a room without mirror.
Faraz Bachiyan Taar Raha Hai.
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Faraz Bachiyan
Taar Raha Hai.
Le Gai Raigistaan aur bOli APRIL fOoL
Us Ne kaha SAM
chalo BAGH mein
tortey hain PHOOL.
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Le Gai Raigistaan
aur bOli APRIL fOoL.
A typical Pakistani student flipped a coin in the air
A typical Pakistani student flipped a coin in the air & said:
If Heads, “I ll go to sleep”
If Tails, “I ll watch TV”
&
If it stands on the edge,”I’ll study”
He writes a love letter to the Nurse
A sardar ji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.
He writes a love letter to the Nurse :-
I Love You sister….
smoker never dies
Every cigarate you smoke,
decreses your life by 5 minuts.
Sex increses your life by10 mintes.
So basic theme of equation is that
“A FUCKING SMOKER NEVER DIES.”;-)
Glad to Know You
On Valentine’s Day, the day of affection,
Our thoughts quickly turn in your direction.
This Valentine poem is meant to show you
How very glad we are to know you!
U”ll alwys b mine 4 now n 4ever
U”ll alwys b mine 4 now n 4ever.
U”ll alwys b mine 4 ur my treasure.
U”ll always b mine pls tel me its true.
Pls b mine 4everi”ll always luv u…!
When Your Time Is Good
When your time is good
then are mistakes are
taken as a jokes…but
when your time is bad,
then even your jokes
are noticed as mistakes…
In Your Difficult Times
Never forget 3 types of people in your life:
1. Who helped you in your difficult times.
2. Who left you in your difficult times.
3. Who put you in difficult times.