Before Marriage:-
He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don’t even think about it
She: do you love me ?
He:ofcourse! over n over!
She:have u ever cheated on me?
He:No!y r u even asking?
She:will u go on wid me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will u hit me ?
He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person!
She:can I trust u?
He:yes..
She: Darling!
After marriage…
Now simply read from bottom to top
After all the events that caused you tears;
Here comes the new year 2014 that will bring you cheer;
Forget the past, the future is here;
Let us welcome the happy New Year 2014.
Don’t take mirror seriously.
Your true reflection
is in your heart.
Boy1: Meet my wife Tina
Boy2: Oh! I know her
Boy1: How?
Boy2: We were caught sleeping together.
Boy1: What the hell!
Boy2: 10 years ago, during lecture in Maths class :-)
Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki mei
sub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ?
Boy: Yeh tou depend karta hai k
larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai …:p
Talli thalle milan da wada
ohne keeta si
jithe ohne talli dassi
oothe te khajoor a
aide vich tusi dasso
mera ki kasoor a…..?
Good night, good night!
Parting is such sweet sorrow,
that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
I may act like I’m over you,
but on the inside I’m dying to be yours again.
Miss you my first love.
A true and caring relation doesn’t have to speak loud,
a soft sms is just enough to express the heartiest feelings.
Enjoy the festival of Holi with lot of fun.
Have A Horrible Morning
Everyday same wishes!
Are U bored of it?
Let it be different this time:
Let the devils sing around U
Mummies dance around U
Vampires sit beside U
Have a horrible day!
