Conquer The World of Love
I can conquer the world
with one hand as long as
you are holding the other.
depart on a journey
One day we all are going to depart on a journey.
The trip will be free of charge,
your savings are of no use,
don’t worry about the seat reservation,
its confirmed and the flights is always on time.
Luggage will be unlimited and not 20 kgs,
your good deeds no matter how heavy,
all are complimentary excess baggage,
Islam will be your passport,
Kalima will be your visa,
Qabar will be your waiting lounge.
The rest I leave to your imagination!
Be ready..
A candle may melt
A candle may melt and it”s fire may die,
but the love you have given me will always stay as a flame in my heart.
What Makes You Happy
Do what makes you happy,
be with who makes you smile
laugh as musch as you breathe
love as long as you live.
Marriage Is A Workshop
Marriage is a workshop….
where husband works
and
wife shops…
this is her husband speaking
Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pregnant.
She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking.
Parha Likha Berozgar
TEACHER: Us ne KHUDKUSHI kar li
Usey KHUDKUSHI krni pari
Dono me fark batao?
STUDENT: Pehla Parha Likha Berozgar Tha,
Dosra SHADI SHUDA tha.
GIRLS have STUPID specialty
GIRLS have STUPID specialty..!
They get
WET without
BATH!
They BLEED without an INJURY!
They give
MILK widout
eating GRASS
Make
BONELESS
things HARD!
Special People
On Valentine’s Day, we think of people
who have cheered and encouraged us,
who go out of their way
to be kind and caring,
who have enriched our lives
just by being themselves.
You are such a person.
I’m so happy you’re my
evolution of man
Evolution of Man:
Without Marriage “Spider Man”
On Marriage Day “Super Man”
After Marriage “Gentle Man”
If wife is beautiful then rest of life
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.
.
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“Watch Man”