Another Year Come To Past
Another Year Come To Past
A toast to the most amazing friend ever
for another year has come to past
hope 2012 brings better tidings,
great joy and love all year through
Happy New Year!
Count The Blessings
Let’s have a quiet moment together
and count the blessings
God has showered upon us over the past year.
So many good things happened and
we should be thankful.
It is also your birthday today,
another blessing.
roses are waiting for hours
Roses are waiting for hours,
Need one touch of yours,
My life is like a rose,
Need one SMS dose,
Flowers grow with love & sunshine;
I’ll live till you are friend of mine!!
Say It On Valentine’s Day
On Valentine’s Day,
we think of people
who have cheered
and encouraged us
who got out of there way
to be kind & caring
who have enriched our lives
just by being themselves.
You are such a person.
I’m so happy you are my love.
Happy Valentine’s Day
Early shopping is not a crime!
Judge: Why are you arrested?
Sardar: For shopping early?
Judge: Well, thats not a crime, anyway how early you were shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop…,
do not worry about failure
Do not worry about failure…
Worry about all the chances
you miss when you don’t try.
Good Morning.
Future plans of childrens
Future plans of childrens:
Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Adnan: I want 2 b a pilot.
Wakeel: I want 2 b a doctor.
Bina: I want 2 b a good mother.
Shariq : I want 2 help Bina.
Woman Speaks 30,000 Words In A Day
Woman Speaks 30,000 Words In A Day
As per new research;
A man speaks 25,000 words in a day
and a woman speaks 30,000
The problem stars when husband comes home
from office after consuming his 25,000 words
and the wife starts her 30,000
New E-Mail ID of Pathan
Pathan creates a new e-mail id.
Hacker Dies . .
Virus Cries . .
Google Shocks . .
Pathan Rocks B-)
one girl asked to pappu
1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?
pappu : legs
Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?
pappu: paisay
Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain
pappu: neend puri karte hain
girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain
ki wajah se roti hai?
pappu : kaan main ched
MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain