Beautiful Woman Uses Her Lips
A beautiful woman
uses her lips for truth
her voice for kindness
her ears for campassion
her hands for charity
her heart for love
for those that don’t like her,
she uses prayer.
cloudy or shiny morning
A morning is a wonderful blessing,
Either cloudy or shiny.
It stands for hope,
Giving us another start of life.
Good Morning.:-)
1 line main bol biwi chahiye
Sardar: bhagwan mujhey
dard day dukh day
tension day mujhey barbaad ker day,
meray peechay bhoot laga day.
Bhagwan: abay salay
aik line main bool biwi chahiye
Man : How old is your father?
Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born
The Difference Between Genius & Fool
The Difference Between Genius & Fool Is That Mastermind Has Limits Fool Has No Limits.
April Fool!!
Funny Washroom Songs
Washroom Songs!
In Case Of Normal:
“Jati Hon Main Jaldi He Kia”
In Case Of Lose Motions:
“Ruk Ruk Ruk Ary Baba Ruk”
In Case Of Kabz:
“Na Tu Aay Gi
Na Hi Chain Ayega”
In Case Of Gas Trouble:
“Hawa Hawa Ae Hawa Khushbu Luta De”
Aftr Coming Out Of Bathroom
Juda Ho K Bi
Tu Mujh Main Kahin Baqi Hai
Logical Answer By Pathan
Logical Answer By Pathan
Teacher: Batao zameen or chaand ka apas me kya rishta hy?
Pathan: Bhai Behn ka
Techer: Wo ksy?
Pathan: Q k log chaand ko mamu or zameen ko maa kehtay hy.
new day morning prayer
Before facing a new day,
bow your head & say this prayer:
“Thank you God for this amazingly dashing sender.
May his smartness inspire me all day long”
good morning!!
You Will Start Loving Her
Love is mad
don’t try to understand
a girl completely if u do…..
you either go MAD….
or
YOU will start LOVING her
Good Morning: JUST 4 U, MUST 4 U, FIRST 4 U
“GööD MörninG” ”
“JUST 4 U”
“MUST 4 U”
“FIRST 4 U”
“Nothing 2 Wish”
“Nothing 2 Say”
“Always b HAPPY”
“Its my Pray”
Have a nice day…!