Santa was riding on a horse
Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light
& a cop whistles. Santa lifts the tail of horse & says:
“Le Karle Number Note”
Sleep With Clean Heart
Before going to sleep every night
forgive everyone and sleep with a clean heart.
Have a peaceful night.
You Must Keep Moving
Life is like riding a bicycle.
To keep your balance,
you must keep moving.
Discoveries and Inventions
Discoveries and Inventions by Men And Women
Men discovered COLORS and invented PAINT,
Women discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.
Men discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION,
Women discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.
Never look 4 Beauty
Never look 4 Beauty,It will fade away 1 day.
Never look4 good Skin,it will grow old 1 day.
But look 4 a loyal heart which will Miss U Everyday!!.. . . .
Dream Tonight As You Sleep
Dream a dream tonight as you sleep.
Smile a smile tomorrow that you may keep.
May all of your dreams and wishes come true
coz I couldn’t find a better friend like you!
Good Night.
Work Only For MONEY
Work Only For MONEY
The Best And Daring Lines
0n The T-Shirt Of An Employee:
I Work Only For MONEY,
If You Want Loyalty,
Hire A DOG.
Friendship is not a game to play
Friendship is not a game to play,
It is not a word to say,
It doesn’t start on March and ends on May,
It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday.
Height Of Bad Luck. . .
Height Of Bad Luck. . .
I Just Wanted To KISS
a CHARMING,
INTELLIGENT
&
MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON On This Earth
But
My Lips
Can’t Touch My Cheeks ;)
Stars has 5 ends
Stars has 5 ends
Square has 4 ends
Trinagle has 3 ends
Line has 2 ends
but Circle of our friendship has no end…