Doctor: tabiyat kaisi ha ab
Mariz: pehle se zayada kharab ha
Doctor: dawai khali thi
Mariz: nahi dawa ki bottle to bhari hui thi
Doctor: I mean dawai lay li thi
Mariz: gee aap ne di thi to mein ne lay li thi
Doctor: bewakuf dawai pee li thi
Mariz: nahi jee dawai to laal thi
Doctor: abe gadhe dawai ko pi liya tha
Mariz: nahi sahab piliya to mujhe tha
Doctor: saale dawa ko mun se laga k pet mein dala tha.
Mariz: nahi
Doctor: kyun
Mariz: aap ne hi to kaha tha k bottle ko dhakan laga k rakhna
mein thek to ho jaunga doctor …?
Your precious love has
Don’t Start Your Day with the
New Morning New Life
Hasna Ohna di Aadat C
Aasi galat Andaja la Bethe
Oh hasde hasde vasde rehe
Te aasi apna aap gua Bethe.
Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped – paude thay,
Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudon ko pani dal.
Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai.
Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal.
Why people jealous with you?
You are intelligent?
O no..
You are Beautiful?
na na..
You smile Beautiful?
O ni oey,main bataon kiyon???
Bcoz,,,I am your friend ;-)
I asked my heart.
Why cant I sleep at night?
it replied..
Because you slept in afternoon.
Don’t act like you are in love all the time.
Good Night
Banta asked Santa: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Santa: Very simple, because he is PM not AM
Ek admi apne dost k ghar gaya,
bell bajane par ek chota sa bacha bahir nikla
Admi:
Beta apke abu ghar par hain?
Bacha:
Ji wo to bazar gaye hue hain
Admi:
Acha apnay baray bhai ko bulao
Bacha:
Wo cricket khelne gaye hain
Admi:
Acha tumhari ami to ghar pe hongi?
Bacha:
Ji wo apni saheliyon k sath picnic par gai hain
Admi jal kar bola:
To beta aap ghr me kyun bethe hain? Aap b kahin jaen.
Bacha:
“mein bhi apne dost k ghar aya hua hon”
Teacher: If A=b,
Student: I love teacher.teacher loves his daughter,
