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let
“me”
show
you..
the
best picture..
in
the world..
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friends.

How Much Weight I Lose

Beggar: Please give me 1 rupee,

I didn’t eat for last 3 days.

Man: What will you do with just 1 rupee?

Beggar: I’ll check how much weight I lose.

Start Afresh New Year

The object of a new year is not
that we should have a new year.
It is that we should have a new soul
and a new nose, new feet, new
backbone, new ears, and new eyes.
Unless a man start afresh about things,
he will certainly do nothing effective.

my wishes for you, start a new year with new soul
my wishes for you, start a new year with new soul

Happy Mothers Day – Maa k leay Dua

*MAA* *K Liye* *DUA*

Ya *RAB* meri *MAA* ko lazawal rakhna,

Main rahun na rahun meri *MAA* ka khayal rakhna,

Meri khushiyan bhi le le meri sansain bhi le le,

Magar meri *MAA* k gird sada khushiyon ka jaal rakhna…

*ÄM€€Ñ*

*SUMAAMEEN*

*HAPPY MÖTHERS DAY*

love the lady

Love the lady but don’t touch the body.

If you touch the body, you become a dady.

Please send this message to 10 boys

and try to control population.

Sardar Stop Imagining

Interviewer: Imagine that you are in a room

with all the doors & windows shut

and the room caught fire.

How would you escape?

Sardar: O very simple, I’ll stop imagining ;)