SMS Collection

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Tera dost chor hay kia?

CIRCUIT :
Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla hai aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera saray chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please.
MUNNABHAI :
Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT :
Nehin Bhai, woh apnay chain pechan lega.

If You Are Asking

If you’r asking if I need you
the answer is forever…
If you’r asking if I’ll leave you
the answer is never…
If you’r asking what I value
the answer is you…
If you’r asking if I love you
the answer is I do.

Best Month To Study

Teacher: Which Is the best month to study?

Student: Octembruary!

Teacher: Don’t be silly, there’s no such month

Student: Exactly! =P :d :p

hold my whole world

The sweetest sentence ever said by someone in Love:

“I am jealous of the people

who ever hugged you,

Bcoz for a moment

they hold my whole world.””

let me pray for you

Close your eyes let me pray for you.

GOD please protect and bless

this wonderful person

who is not closing his eyes

while I pray and smiling before

I even say AMEEN…..AMEEN.

Feel The Good Morning

Life is not meant more for the pessimists
but for the optimists who see life in every
moment and feel every moment in life.
Good Morning and have a nice day.

An essay on cricket match

Teacher told all students
in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match.

All were busy writing except one Sardarji.

He wrote No match, due to rain!!!