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Mr Inside went

Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside.
Mr Inside stood outside and called to MrOutside inside.
Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and Told Mr Inside to
come inside. Mr Inside said “NO”, and told Mr Outside to come
outside. MrOutside and Mr Inside argued from inside and outside
about going outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr Outside coaxed
Mr Inside to come inside, then both Mr Outside and Mr Inside went
outside to the riverside.

Cherish The Morning With Smile

Hope is a fuel for life and to carry on
with the journey and struggle accompanying it.
Let not your hope die and your heart feel sad.
Cherish the day with the biggest smile on your face.
Good Morning. Have a wonderful day ahead.

woman who wasn’t my wife

A popular inspirational speaker said:

Best years of my life were spent

in arms of a woman who wasn’t my wife!

Audience was shocked and silence.

He added:

She was my mother!

Audience applause and laughter!