Valentine’s Day Flirty SMS
Girl: Are You Single?
Boy: No, I’m Plural.
Girl: No, No, I mean, are you free on 14th Feb?
Boy: No, actually I’m very expensive,
You cant afford me.
Happy Anti-Valentine’s Day
My Friends Are Just Like Me
I thought I was one of a kind
until I looked around at my friends
and realized that they are
just as disturbed as I am…
Best Friends Stories
A friend is someone you
tell your stories to.
A best friend was in all those stories.
Girl asks to boy: Kya main teri nono pakar loon
4-4 saal kay baccha bacchi ek tub mein naha rahey thay
girl ask: “Kya main teri nono pakar loon”.
Boy replies: “pagal apni to tordi ab meri bhe toro gi kya?”
I Will Throw U In * G U T T E R *
Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
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* G U T T E R *
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To Make You The Person
GOD doesn’t give you the people you want,
he gives you the people you need.
To help you, to hurt you,
to leave you, to love you
and to make you the person
you were meant to be.
If U Came 2 Knw Abt The Following Evnts,Wt Wil B Ur 1st Reaction
If U Came 2 Knw Abt The Following Evnts,Wt Wil B Ur 1st Reaction
1.My Marriage
Ans:
2.My Accident
Ans:
3.My Death
Ans:
4.Gone Abroad
Ans:
5.Seen Wd A B-Frnd
Ans
I Miss You More
Some days I miss you more than anything.
And I wish we never met.
Never cry for any relation in life
Never cry for any relation in life
Because for the one whom you cry
Does not deserve your tears
And the one who deserves
Will never let you cry…
God wanted to make a human full of love so he made a
God wanted to make a human full of love so he made a
“MOTHER”
A person full of support &encouragment so he made a
“FATHER”
Some one who can offer help always so he made a
“BROTHER”
Sum one to play pranks & add joy so he made a
“SISTER”
Then God made a special person who has all these qualities together all in ONE!
So he made. . .
“FRIENDs!”
Dedicated to all my dear and sweet Friends..
Love you friend