Raat ko karo gey
Raat ko karo gey to SuSt raho gey…..
Din ko karo gey to ChuSt Raho gey…
Kartey raho gey to TanDrusT Raho gey…
EK SMS YAAR!!!!!
The Chain of Friends
Remember me and bear in mind
A faithful friend is hard to find.
but if you find one kind and true.
then never change old with new.
Friendship is a golden chain.
it’s better two friends together.
Then you breath this chain.
we will friend forever.
Life is like math
Life is like math.
Friends ko plus kro,
Dushman ko minus kro,
Khushion ko multiply kro,
Gham ko divide kro,
Aur hamesha muskrao.
Which is important, sun or the moon?
Teacher : Which is more important to us,
the sun or the moon?
Pupil : The moon.
Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night
when we need it but the sun gives us light
only in the day time when we dont need it.
Ay-Mamu
Ay-Mamu
Apun Tere Sath Sms Ka Dhanda Band Kerne Ka Hai
B0le To
Ek Dum Khalas
Agr C0mpr0mise Kerne Ka Hai To
6-7 Jhakaas Se Sms BheJ DaaL
Warna Khalas.!
I ask Allah 2 make u happy
I ask Allah 2 make u happy,
make u smile,
guide u safely,
though every mile,
grant u wealth,
give u health & most of all grant u paradise!
sir your garage is open
Sectary saw his boss pant zip open.
She tells him, Sir your garage is open.
Bos: Did you see my Ferrari..?
Sectary: No, I saw a small scooter with
two punctured wheels.
Luddi atte Dhamaal Inna di Jaggo Nyari aa
Luddi atte Dhamaal Inna di Jaggo Nyari aa..
Luddi atte Dhamaal Inna di Jaggo Nyari aa…
Hakki, Balibaal, Kabaddi Khed Nyari aa..
Ral Mil Ke Mele te Tyohaar Manaunde Ne…
Sara Jag Gawah PUNJABI Sher Kahaunde Ne…..
to be continue
A boy going in car,
suddenly he saw a girl
laying in middle of the road
he came out and
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