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smoker never dies

Every cigarate you smoke,

decreses your life by 5 minuts.

Sex increses your life by10 mintes.

So basic theme of equation is that

“A FUCKING SMOKER NEVER DIES.”;-)

Glad to Know You

On Valentine’s Day, the day of affection,

Our thoughts quickly turn in your direction.

This Valentine poem is meant to show you

How very glad we are to know you!

When Your Time Is Good

When your time is good
then are mistakes are
taken as a jokes…but
when your time is bad,
then even your jokes
are noticed as mistakes…

In Your Difficult Times

Never forget 3 types of people in your life:

1. Who helped you in your difficult times.
2. Who left you in your difficult times.
3. Who put you in difficult times.

Count your age by Friends

Count your garden by flowers,

Not by fallen leaves.

Count your life by smiles Not by tears.

When your life has reached its autumn,

Count your age by Friends not Years !

Each Day Is Filled With Life

May Everything Happy

And Everything Bright

Be Yours On Your Birthday

From Morning Till Night.

And Then Through The Year

May The Same Thing Hold True

So That Each Day Is Filled

With Lifes Best Things For You!