Chemical symbols & sardar
Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA
Professor:For sodium?
Sardar: NA
Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Sardar: BANANA
Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA
Professor:For sodium?
Sardar: NA
Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Sardar: BANANA
Doctors look at me and
say I am autistic but
my Mommy holds me and says
I am perfect.
Ssshh….Don’t afraid..
its me..
just putting a blanket of love upon you
so that you’ll never feel that you are alone..
Love you
Have a good sleep full of heavenly dreams….
Good Night
Boy: teri judai me neend urti hai, chain khota hai,
jaan jaati hai or dil rota hai…
.
.
Girl: doctor ko dikha le beta q k
dengue virus bhi aise hi hota hai!.
The Law Says
“If U Can’t Convince Them
Then At least Confuse Them”
Do You Know Which Law It Is?
.
.
.
This Is
“Law Of Answering In Examination”
During The New Year may you have
Enough happiness to keep you sweet,
Enough trials to keep you strong,
Enough sorrow to keep you human,
Enough hope to keep you happy,
Enough failure to keep you humble,
Enough success to keep you eager,
Enough friends to give you comfort,
Enough wealth to meet your needs,
Enough enthusiasm to look forward,
Enough determination to make
Each day better than yesterday
Happy New Year
Azadi k din par meri dua hai k,
Allah aap ko quaid ki akal,
Iqbal ki shakal,
Liaqat ki sherwani,
Fatima ki jawani,
Nehru ki chal aur,
Gandi ji k baal de
Past is EXPERIENCE
Present is EXPERIMENT
Future is EXPECTATION
So use your experiences
in your experiments
to achieve your expectations.
Time will always fly,
but our love will never die.
Keep in touch
and
remember me and my love.
Never ever reject any girls in your life..!
Because,
A good girls gives you happiness.
and
Bad girls gives you experience!