Good leaders are like baseball umpires;
they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right.
Aaj Eid
Kal Eid
Subha Eid
Sham Eid
Khuda Kare k Ap k Har Lamhe Ka Naam Ho Eid
“Eid Mubarak”
A man approaches to
a beautiful woman in a Hypermarket:
Miss, please, I lost my wife in the store.
Would you mind if I talk to you for a few minutes?
Woman said Why?
Man: Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman,
my wife appears from somewhere.
Ghajini dekhne k baad andaza howa
k mein bhi Aamir Khan se kam nahi hun.
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mein bhi parhta hun,
likhta hun,
samajhta hun..
Phir 15 min baas sab bhool jata hun
If someone asks me.
what is life..?
I’ll just come close to you!
Take your hand in my hands!!
and then say!
That’s my life.
Man:Doctor ! My Son has swallowed a key.
Doctor: When ?
Man:Three Months Ago
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Man: We were using duplicate key…
My heart felt wishes and blessings are
coming your way on the wonderful
occasion of your birthday.
I will pray that you receive more than
you have hoped for this birthday.
Happy Birthday.
You are Sweet, Nice and
an Ultra-dynamic Personality !!
You are one in a Million with a Golden Heart !!
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I am the best, I can prove it.
I can put coffe in coffe cup.
Can you put world in world cup?
I can send my number on your cell.
Can you send your cell on my number?
I can send my address on your mobile.
Can you send your mobile on my address?
I told you I am the best.
Touch my heart & u will feel,
Listen to my heart & u will hear,
Look into my heart & u will see that
U will alwayz be a special part of me.
