itni shidat se maine pass hone ki koshish ki hay
k har teacher nay mujhay marks dene ki sazish ki hay
yeh exam bhi apni filmo ki tarha hotay hain
end mai sab kuch acha ho jata hai
HAPPY
…….ENDINGS
Teacher asked: How to write 4 in between 5?
Medical student said: Joke!
Science student said: Impossible!
Management student: Not found on Internet
Engineering student said: F(IV)E
Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete…
EID days are meant to celebrate
the goals and the achievements
that make you happiest.
The ideals you believe in,
the dream you love the best.
EID Mubarak

Take chit in the exam,
scratch and show to your nearest teacher
win a trip to principal’s office
and enjoy 3 days holiday at home
Hurry, offer valid till exam last!!!!
During The Exam

students look up for inspiration
look down in desperation
and look left and right for information.
On Eid-ul-Adha,
Wishing that your sacrifices are appreciated and
your prayers are answered by the almighty.
Have a blessed Eid-ul-Adha
3 Things That Should Not Be Asked
1: A Man’s Salary
2: A Girl’s Age
&
3: Paper Kaisa Howa
It really Hurts :'(
Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,
First line to write in exams:
“All the answers written below
are imaginary and work of my creative mind.
Any resemblence to text book
is unintentional and purely accidental”