when i smoke cigarete
A girl to doctor: when I smoke cigarette,
I feel very uncomfortable,
On first puff, I put off my shoes.
On second, my socks.
On third, my shirt.
Doctor: take this cigarette and tell me in detail.
Category: Flirt SMS
Funny Flirt SMS, Naughty Flirt SMS, English Flirt SMS, Urdu Hindi Flirt SMS, Girlfriend Flirt SMS, Boyfriend Flirt SMS, Friend Flirt SMS
seriously hottest kiss
Nice Kiss is on Head.
Sweet Kiss is on Cheeks.
Passionate Kiss is on Lips.
Romantic Kiss is on Neck
and
Seriously Hottest Kiss is on “IRON”
Try it now. Mmmmuah
khusion k darwaze tere liye khol doon
har khushi teri taraf mor doon
tere liye chand tare tak tor doon
khusion k darwaze tere liye khol doon
itna kafi hai ya 24 jhoot aur bol doon
Loading the Babe meter
Loading the Babe meter…..
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78%
99%
100% COMPLETE
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ANALYSIS COMPLETE
You are a 100%
Gorgeous Babe XXX!
Raat ko karo gey
Raat ko karo gey to SuSt raho gey…..
Din ko karo gey to ChuSt Raho gey…
Kartey raho gey to TanDrusT Raho gey…
EK SMS YAAR!!!!!
never reject any girls
Never ever reject any girls in your life..!
Because,
A good girls gives you happiness.
and
Bad girls gives you experience!
teray liye chand taray tor doon
teray liye chand taray tor doon,
in hawaon ka rukh mor doon,
itna kafi hai ya do char jhoot aur bol doon.
I always think about U…
I always think about U.
I cant live without U.
I really need U.
I am totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
I am crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.
U = Ur friend (Uroosa)
I Love U … I Love U … I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
Don’t be so confused, I love other alphabets too:p
I believe that God above created you
I believe that God above created you for me to love. He picked me
out from all the rest because he knew I”d love you the best!