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I love PAKISTAN

I love PAKISTAN

P= parveen
A= asma
K= kiran
I= iqra
S= seher
T= tuba
A= aalia
N= nida

PAKISTAN meri jan sab se pehle pakistan
i love PAKISTAN

A mobile is like women

A mobile is like women – Talks non-stop, costs a fortune, disturbs when u r busy and when u need them urgently they have no service.

just your face come

hahahahahahahahahahahaha
ahahahahahihihihihihihih ihih
ihihihihihihihihihihihihi
hohohohohohohoh ohohohohohohohoho nothing special my friend,
just your face come in my mind. ha ha ha ha ha ha

wife hit her husband with frying pan

A wife hit her husband with a frying pan.

Husband: What was that for..?

Wife: I found a paper in your pocket

with the name Jenny on it.

Husband: I took part in a race last week

and Jenny was the name of my horse.

Wife: Sorry..!

Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again

Husband: What now..?

Wife: Your horse is on the Phone.

Smart Answers

Smart Answers

Teacher: Are you chewing gum?
Student: No, I’m John Smith… :)

Husband: We are having mother for dinner tonight.
Wife: Make sure she is well cooked… :p

Father: Shameful results! Do you always get such low marks?
Son: No, only when I take exams… ;)

Guest: Will these stairs take me to da 2nd floor?
Boy: No, you’ll have to walk as well… :)

Girl: I have changed my mind.
Boy: Thank God! Does new one works better?

I love my self

He said to me: I LOVE YOU:)

I said….

oh my GOD!!!!

what a co-incidence!:O

I love my self too…. :p