I believe that God above created you
I believe that God above created you for me to love. He picked me
out from all the rest because he knew I”d love you the best!
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I believe that God above created you for me to love. He picked me
out from all the rest because he knew I”d love you the best!
What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with
“TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN”.
Wife to husband:
why are you walking around naked.?
Neighbors can see your things.
Husband: So what..!
Wife: They will think I married you for money.
L ======
O ======
V ======
E ======
L= loss of money.
o= out of mind.
v= vaste of time.
e= end of life.
So don’t LOVE.
Only pass your time.
I love PAKISTAN
P= parveen
A= asma
K= kiran
I= iqra
S= seher
T= tuba
A= aalia
N= nida
PAKISTAN meri jan sab se pehle pakistan
i love PAKISTAN
Why do girls look beautiful?
is it real or due to make up?
all false
Girls look beautiful because
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boys have good IMAGINATION
A mobile is like women – Talks non-stop, costs a fortune, disturbs when u r busy and when u need them urgently they have no service.
Today night I would like to
kiss you and bite you strongly.
Do you accept this waiting for your permission
yours lovingly Mosquito
I think;
I should tell you
what people are saying behind your back
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.
.
Nice Ass!!!!!!!
A wife hit her husband with a frying pan.
Husband: What was that for..?
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket
with the name Jenny on it.
Husband: I took part in a race last week
and Jenny was the name of my horse.
Wife: Sorry..!
Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again
Husband: What now..?
Wife: Your horse is on the Phone.