Arguing with girls, wife or ladies
Arguing with girls, wife or ladies is like
wrestling with a Pig in mud.
After sometime you realise that you are getting dirty
& the pig is enjoying !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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caught sleeping together
Boy1: Meet my wife Tina
Boy2: Oh! I know her
Boy1: How?
Boy2: We were caught sleeping together.
Boy1: What the hell!
Boy2: 10 years ago, during lecture in Maths class :-)
why always me
Everybody wants
someone special
someone innocent
someone nice
someone cool
someone sweet
someone cute
someone intelligent
But why always ME, ME and ME..???
Love Me Or Hate Me
Love me or hate me,
both are in my favor.
If you love me,
I’ll always be in your heart.
If you hate me,
I’ll always be in your mind.
one heart always beat for you
Today, tomorrow and forever
there will be one heart
that would always beat for you.
You know whose?
Hey, your own stupid.
Monkeys fashion show
Hey Dear Kaha ho
Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo
Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana
Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna
Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir
Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga .
cut with cutter
A sweet poem for you.
Eat with butter,
Cut with cutter,
When you forget me,
You will definitely,
Fall in gutter.
,,,,
/(‘,’)/
Dharaaaam…
Looking In The Girl Purse
A boy looks in a girl’s purse in a class
she says its bad manners.
He says it’s not.
Girl: how?
Boy: Coz members of the same class
can access private data.?
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