Do u know how to entertain
Do u know how to entertain Foolish/Stupid peoples
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Category: Flirt SMS
Funny Flirt SMS, Naughty Flirt SMS, English Flirt SMS, Urdu Hindi Flirt SMS, Girlfriend Flirt SMS, Boyfriend Flirt SMS, Friend Flirt SMS
style of break up
Style of break up:
Boy bought a gift for his girlfriend.
Girlfriend: What the hell would I do with this rocket?
Boy: You wanted stars na?
Now sit on it and get lost :-D
the only job in the world
Flirting is the only job in the world,
that boys never include in their CV.
Despite having years of experiences
and number of references….:P
cheap attitude of girls
Cheap attitude of girls.
When a boy sends dirty sms.
She laughs for 10 minutes.
Forward that sms to her friends.
Then replies the boy
“I don’t like these kind of sms ok”
Pather ki deewaar na tori
Pather ki deewaar na tori
pyar bhara dil tor dia
ek rupee ki khatir
tumne SMS karna chor dia
The Pen of A Girl
Boy: Do u have a pen?
Girl: Yeah
Boy: oh..its out of ink!
Girl: What? you’re
kidding.it works!
Boy: It doesn’t work!
well,u try…go write
your cell phone number here.
pepsi pizza and you
I LOV THREE THINGS
1….PIZZA
2……PEPSI
3……….U
.
PIZZA TO EAT
.
PEPSI TO DRINK
.
AND U
.
OOOOOOOOOOHOOOOO HELLLLOOOOOOOO
TO CLEAN THE TABLE
Ab hum bhi sehra bandhwain gay
Kia howa jo us nay apnay hathon main racha li mahendi,
Ab hum bhi sehra bandhwain gay,
Hamain pata tha woh hamaray naseeb main nahi hai,
Ab us ki choti behan ko phasain gay..
Gold Ring With Diamond
Boy: I Love You..?
Girl: Hahahahaha
Boy: I Won’t Live Without You..?
Girl: Hahahahahahaha
…
Boy: I Will Die For You..?
Girl: Hahahahahahahaha
Boy: I Will Gift You A Gold Ring With Diamond..?
Girl: Awwwww.. Promise ?
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Boy: Hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha
none of your business
Whatever high the sky may be…..
Whatever wide the River may be….
Whatever green a tree may be…..
just Remember….
IT’S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!!!!! :)