Life is pretty much unpredictable
Life is pretty much unpredictable.
I may not live long enough but
I won’t miss out letting you know
That life is worth living with someone like you around.
Category: Flirt SMS
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nice nurse
Patient to dotor:
You’ve appointed nice nurse.
She take good care of patients.
doctor: Yes I heard,
When she slapped you.
my feelings for you have never changed
From Monday to Sunday,
From January To December,
From birth till my death,
my feelings for you have never changed.
For me, you’ve always been……….. a headache !
degrees of girls
Degrees of girls….!
B.A = Beautiful Angel
B.E = Beautiful Eyes
B.Sc = Beautiful Structure
L.L.B = Lovely Lifp and Body
M.B.A = Married but Available
The length & breadth & height of you
The length & breadth & height of you,
total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you,
I”ll have to take a bite of you.
looking for a valentine
So what you doin right now, my P.B Shelly?
Hmm…was jus bored…was watching the telly
haha chek this bravo guy out
looking for a valentine hes searching all about..
Do u know how to entertain
Do u know how to entertain Foolish/Stupid peoples
* PRESS DOWN *
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* PRESS UP *
the only job in the world
Flirting is the only job in the world,
that boys never include in their CV.
Despite having years of experiences
and number of references….:P
cheap attitude of girls
Cheap attitude of girls.
When a boy sends dirty sms.
She laughs for 10 minutes.
Forward that sms to her friends.
Then replies the boy
“I don’t like these kind of sms ok”
Pather ki deewaar na tori
Pather ki deewaar na tori
pyar bhara dil tor dia
ek rupee ki khatir
tumne SMS karna chor dia