degrees of girls
Degrees of girls….!
B.A = Beautiful Angel
B.E = Beautiful Eyes
B.Sc = Beautiful Structure
L.L.B = Lovely Lifp and Body
M.B.A = Married but Available
Category: Flirt SMS
Funny Flirt SMS, Naughty Flirt SMS, English Flirt SMS, Urdu Hindi Flirt SMS, Girlfriend Flirt SMS, Boyfriend Flirt SMS, Friend Flirt SMS
The length & breadth & height of you
The length & breadth & height of you,
total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you,
I”ll have to take a bite of you.
looking for a valentine
So what you doin right now, my P.B Shelly?
Hmm…was jus bored…was watching the telly
haha chek this bravo guy out
looking for a valentine hes searching all about..
Do u know how to entertain
Do u know how to entertain Foolish/Stupid peoples
* PRESS DOWN *
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* PRESS UP *
style of break up
Style of break up:
Boy bought a gift for his girlfriend.
Girlfriend: What the hell would I do with this rocket?
Boy: You wanted stars na?
Now sit on it and get lost :-D
the only job in the world
Flirting is the only job in the world,
that boys never include in their CV.
Despite having years of experiences
and number of references….:P
cheap attitude of girls
Cheap attitude of girls.
When a boy sends dirty sms.
She laughs for 10 minutes.
Forward that sms to her friends.
Then replies the boy
“I don’t like these kind of sms ok”
Pather ki deewaar na tori
Pather ki deewaar na tori
pyar bhara dil tor dia
ek rupee ki khatir
tumne SMS karna chor dia
The Pen of A Girl
Boy: Do u have a pen?
Girl: Yeah
Boy: oh..its out of ink!
Girl: What? you’re
kidding.it works!
Boy: It doesn’t work!
well,u try…go write
your cell phone number here.
pepsi pizza and you
I LOV THREE THINGS
1….PIZZA
2……PEPSI
3……….U
.
PIZZA TO EAT
.
PEPSI TO DRINK
.
AND U
.
OOOOOOOOOOHOOOOO HELLLLOOOOOOOO
TO CLEAN THE TABLE