Jesi Marzi Shakal Bana Lo
(!.!)Crying
(‘;’)Angry
(‘:’)Bored
(‘-‘) Proud
(‘o’) Hungry
(‘?’) Confused
(-.-) Sleepy
JESI MARZI SHAKAL BANA LO
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there is only one boy
There is only one boy.
who is allowed to touch,
every part of a girl’s body.
Approved and reliable
Guess who is that boy..?
That’s
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.
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LIFEBOY :-)
just leave it
Some people have nice Eyes,
Some people have nice Face,
Some People have nice Smile.
But you have
.
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.
.
.
Just Leave It…!
TV kiyu nahi le gaye?
Lala: kal raat chor mere ghar se TV k siwa sab kuch le gaye.
Police: TV kiyu nahi le gaye?
Lala: TV to men dekh raha tha…
Oxygen Is More Important
People Say That You Can’t Live Without Love…
But I Think…. . .. . . . . .
Oxygen Is More Important……!:-D
Tak lai sajjan teri yaari
Tak lai sajjan teri yaari
Kadi miss_call v tu nai maari
Idhar,odhar lamiyan callan
Mukk jaye balance saadi vaari
10 din light na aavay Sajna
Khatam ho jaye battery teri
saari
Sub numbran te msg pye hovan
Aon na signal sadi vaari
Ladies first tay sari rati jagain,
Tay Neendar Aa Jandi ay Sadi Vari
Das Day Sajnan Bus Iko Wari,
Ki Mout Pendi Ai Saadi Vari.
Lecture on Sun
Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!
Girl asks to boy: Kya main teri nono pakar loon
4-4 saal kay baccha bacchi ek tub mein naha rahey thay
girl ask: “Kya main teri nono pakar loon”.
Boy replies: “pagal apni to tordi ab meri bhe toro gi kya?”
Shehzadi 5 rupay dede, andha hon
Ek din Wife aur Husband mandir se
niklay to ek faqeer ne kaha:
Shehzadi 5 rupay dede, andha hon
Husband:Dedo,Tumhe Shehzadi
kaha hai to zaroor andha hi hoga
LOVE IS LIKE MISSED CALL
LOVE IS LIKE MISSED CALL
IT STOPS WHEN U TRY 2 CATCH BUT
FRIENDSHIP IS LIKE SMS
BCOZ
IT COMES
&
STAYS INSIDE UR INBOX UNTILL U DELETE