Category: Funny SMS

Hamen Shaadi ka koi Shoq Nahi hai “B O B Y”. . .

Ye to bs Aanay Waaly BACHON ki Zid Hai k AMi Chahiye……!!!

Subha utho

Close-up kro

Pihr naha k

Meri photo rkh k

Apne dono hath jor kr

zor zor se gao

TUJHE BHOL

JANA

JANA

MUMKIN NAHI

TERA SMS NA AE AISA KOì DIN NAHI.

Wife:Please bike taze na chalao
mujhey dar lag raha hay.

Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay
to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay.:P

Why Men & Women Don’t Understand Each other?

Bcoz Men have Good brains and Women have Good Hearts.

But the problem is Men use their Hearts and Women use their Brains.

Rat: How old are you?

Elephant: 15 years.

Rat: But you look big.

Elephant: I am complan boy.

Elephant: How old are you?

Rat: 30 years.

Elephant: But you look small.

Rat: I use Ponds Age Miracle

Mareez Nurse se:

Pani pilado…!

Nurse: kya pyas lagi hai?

Mareez (ghusse se):

“Nahi”

Gala check karna hai kahi se “LEEK” to nahi….!

Girl:mai tumharey liye sub kuch chor du gi
Boy: ma baap
Girl:Yes
Boy: khana penna
Girl: Yes
Boy: sari dunya
Girl: Yes
Boy:Star Plus
Girl: apna mou sambhal kar baat karo…!!!

Tujh bin zindagi ka tasawar hi nahi hai ,
Tere sang ho zindagi aisa bhi koi scene nahi hai,

Iss dunya mein, tum he sab say haseen ho
mein aur kahon jhot kitna, ke tum ko yaqeen ho