Terrorist hijacked 747 lawyers.
Q: Hear about the terrorist
that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers?
A: He threatened to release one
every hour if his demands weren’t met.
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sorry wrong number
Sardar make a call to his home.
Servant picked the phone.
Sardar: Give phone to my wife.
Servant: She is sleeping with her husband.
Sardar: But I am her husband.
Servant: Now what to do..?
Sardar: Kill both of them.
After killing Servant: What to do with dead bodies..?
Sardar: Put them in our swiming pool.
Servant: But there is no swiming pool in your house.
Sardar: Sorry Wrong number.
Longest Winter Walk
The longest distance
for a walk in winter is from
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bed to the t0ilet :D
ishq da tournament
aj ISHQ de tournament de andar,
main pyar da FINAL haar gay,
si husan di BATTING,
har CHAKKA boundry paar gaya,
mera dilbar GUGLIAN bollan wich,
menu pyar da BOUNCER maar gaya,
kita CATCH une mera dil yaaro,
te main jitya MATCH vi haar gaya.
smart girl will touch you
One frog asked Astrologer: Please tell my future
Astrologer: A smart girl will touch you.
Frog: Great..! But when & where?
Astrologer: next semester in Zoology lab
Parrot who can speak three languages
1 Admi ne Zoo me 3 zubanain bolny wala Tota dekha jo
English,
Urdu
or Punjabi bolta tha.
Usne 3 zubane check karne k liye usse pucha:
Who r u?
Tota: I’m parrot.
Admi: tom kon ho?
Tota: Mein tuta hun.
Admi: tu kon aien?
Tota: teri maa da khsm a salya ik wari keh nai ditta k main toota waan
welcome to bathroom
Garmi se bachney k lye
Enter Passwrd
* * * * *O
* * * *LO
* * *ALO
* *HALO
*AHALO
NAHALO
Code accepted.
welcome to bathroom..:-)
Today is “SUNDAY”…
Today is
“SUNDAY”..
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Frwd this msg to
50 people &
Inshallah tomorrow
will be “MONDAY”.
Plz ignore nahi karna warna
parso “TUESDAY”.. ho jayega ;-)
Daanton ki hifazat ke 3 tareeqay
Daanton ki hifazat ke 3 tareeqay:
No.1
Daily Brush karna.
No.2
Meethi cheezon se parhez karna.
Aur …
No.3
Mere saath muhn sambhal k baat karna :)
smart and naughty son
smart and naughty son
Baap: Sharab, Cigarette, Larkian
Yeh Sab Tumhari Dushman Hai!
Beta: Jo Mard Apne Dushmano Se Bhaagta Hai
Woh Buzdil Hota Hai Dady :-D