zindagi 4 din ki
Mujhe raat bhar ye baat sone nahi deti Faraz.
Zindagi 4 din ki ha to, Test Match 5 din ka kyun.
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Mujhe raat bhar ye baat sone nahi deti Faraz.
Zindagi 4 din ki ha to, Test Match 5 din ka kyun.
New Generation Facebook Poem
Chatting chatting, yes mama..
Girlfriend setting?
No mama..
Telling lie?
No mama..
Open ur facebook, ha ha ha ;)
Only Two Types of Communications
Are Fastest In The World.
E-Mail To E-Mail
&
Female To Female..:-) :-
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?”
Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”
Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?”
Millionaire: “A Billionaire”
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
Teri girlfriend gayi bazar
usko mil gaya dosra pyar
ab tu baith k makhiyan maar!
toba toba astaghfar.
Twinkle Twinkle litle star.
1 day u’ll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME…
just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
1.Allaha teri umar lambi karey
2.Allaha tujhy naukri de
3.Allaha tujhy khoush rakhe
4.Allaha tujhy barkat de
Yad ho gaya?
Aab chal “KATORI†utha aur shuru ho ja.
A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.
He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?
Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
sardar:3 months.
Wife: or meri shadi ko ?
Sardar: 3 months
Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
Sardar:3 month.
Wife: total kitne hue?
Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing
Balle Balle;->
Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
Who said English is easy???
Fill in the blank with YES or No…
1.—–I dont have brain…
2.—–I dont have sence…
3.—–I am stupid….