Category: Funny SMS

Uncle aik bachay se kehte hain :
beta aik acha sa jhoot bolo agar mujhe
pasand agaya to main tumhien paanch rupay doon ga

bacha masoomiat se : yeh lo ! abhi to das rupay kahay thay …. !

Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain…
Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to “HARI Mirchi…”-hai

Once there was a mirror which used to kill “LIERS”
FRENCH:I think I don’t smoke (killed)
AMERICAN:I think, I love Iraq(killed)
PATHAN:I think (killed)

what is 143 ?

i love you ?

no,

i hate you ?

no,

i miss you ?

no,

i wish you ?

no,

143 means………….

ONE HUNDRED & FORTY THREE…… Laughing

Drunk asked the other: What a beautiful night, look at the moon.

Other drunk: U are wrong, thats not the moon, that’s the sun.

Both started arguing for a while when they saw another drunk walking;

they stopped him,

Sir,pls help settle our argument?

Tell us what is that up in the sky that’s shining. Is it the moon or the sun?”

3rd man looked at the sky and said, Sorry, I dont live around here.

Wife: Main Tumhari Yaad Mein 15 Din Mein Aadhi Mar Gai hoon

Mujhy Lene kab Aa Rahe Ho?

Husband: 15 Din Baad

I wrote your name on sand,
it got washed.

I wrote your name in air,
it was blown away.

I wrote your name on my heart &
i got Heart Attack.