Category: Funny SMS

A pathan said to his friend:
“mujhy smajh nahi aati k log
maheena maheena kaisy nhi nahatay?
Mujhy to 28vein din kharish hona shuru ho jati hai”.

Positive thinking is like…..
U r standing on the middle of the road………
&
suddenly a crow beats on your head….
But you remain calm…
and thanks to God…
that cows dont fly:)

MUHABBAT

ISHQ

PYAR

Ye 3 cheezen har tufan ka muqabla kar sakti hain

Magar 1 cheez in sab ko khatam kar sakti hai,

Aur
Wo
Hai

“ABBAY DI JUTTI”;-)

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Peechay Hat jaen.
Sms garmi se pagal ho gaya hai

Santa:yar tumne school
Ana kyu chhod diya?
Bnta: yar actually mere
dad keh rahe the ek hi
jagah bar-bar jane se
izzat kam ho jati hai!

Accounts k student ki gaali:-

Salay bounced cheque,
Dharti pe liability,
Paidaishi bad debt,
Dishonoured bill,
Insolvent admi,
Khandan ka net loss,

tu paida kion howa ?