Positive thinking is like
Positive thinking is like…..
U r standing on the middle of the road………
&
suddenly a crow beats on your head….
But you remain calm…
and thanks to God…
that cows dont fly:)
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tufan ka muqabla
MUHABBAT
ISHQ
PYAR
Ye 3 cheezen har tufan ka muqabla kar sakti hain
Magar 1 cheez in sab ko khatam kar sakti hai,
Aur
Wo
Hai
“ABBAY DI JUTTI”;-)
Pathan lost his cheque book!
Pathan løst his cheque book!
Manager:
“U should care, any1 can sign ur cheques!”
Pathan:
“How can any1 sign?
I’m not a føøl, I’ve already signed all cheques!
galian khany my tum akele nahi ho FARAZ
galian khany my tum akele nahi ho FARAZ
suna hy k koi Zardari bhi hy wah wah
garmi se pagal ho gaya hai
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Peechay Hat jaen.
Sms garmi se pagal ho gaya hai
Accounts k student ki gaalian
Accounts k student ki gaali:-
Salay bounced cheque,
Dharti pe liability,
Paidaishi bad debt,
Dishonoured bill,
Insolvent admi,
Khandan ka net loss,
tu paida kion howa ?
Santa:yar tumne school
Santa:yar tumne school
Ana kyu chhod diya?
Bnta: yar actually mere
dad keh rahe the ek hi
jagah bar-bar jane se
izzat kam ho jati hai!
kiss is a key of love
Kiss is a key of love
love is a lock of marriage
marriage is a box of children
children is a problem of world.
Please stop kissing
and
save the world.
A man found his wife having affair with a guy.
A man found his wife having affair with a guy.
He decided 2 kill himself & his wife.
Apne kaan pe pistol lagai aur bola-
tu khush mat ho agla number tera hai!
Usne utari saree
Usne utari saree
fir aayi peticoat ki bari
blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar
ziyadah excited mat ho yaar
yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar ….!