kiss is a key of love
Kiss is a key of love
love is a lock of marriage
marriage is a box of children
children is a problem of world.
Please stop kissing
and
save the world.
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A man found his wife having affair with a guy.
A man found his wife having affair with a guy.
He decided 2 kill himself & his wife.
Apne kaan pe pistol lagai aur bola-
tu khush mat ho agla number tera hai!
Usne utari saree
Usne utari saree
fir aayi peticoat ki bari
blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar
ziyadah excited mat ho yaar
yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar ….!
Teacher & bachay
Teacher. Bachon wada kro cigrett shrab nahi pioge.
bachey:nahi pienge.
Teacher:larkio ka pecha nahi karoge
bachey:nahi karnge
Teacher:un pr awazen nahi kaso ge.
bachey: nahi kasenge.
Teacher: apni zindagi watan pr qurban karoge.
bachey: karenge,asi zindgi ka karna bhi kia he.
ba khlus dua
Jb Koi Dost Apne Dost k Liye
khlus Se Dua Krta Hy
To Wo Dua Us k Dost k Haq Me Baad Me
OR pehle Us k Apne Haq Me Qubol Hoti Hy
ALLAH KARY TERI SHADI HO JAYE,
To the only boy I ever loved!
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card,
it says,”To the only boy I ever loved!”
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them
Machine to detect a thief
In U.S. they invented a machine that catches thieves; they took it out to different countries for a test.
In U.S.A, in 30 minutes, it caught 20 thieves;
In UK, in 30 minutes it caught 50 thieves;
Spain, in 30 minutes it caught 65 thieves;
Ghana, in 30 minutes it caught 600 thieves;
India, in 15 minutes the machine was stolen.
Don’t Laugh now
wo sham ko aai colege me
ek din jab wo sham ko aai colege me
me ne us se aankh larai colege me
uper se aa gae us k aba jan
ho gai apni khub dhulai colege me
bandh gae mujh ko zalim khambay se
puch na kese raat bitai colege me
haddi pusli tuti he to JANA phir
mujh ko ulfat raas na aai colege me
kuch din bad wo ghar per aa ker yun boli
kyun nahi aatay faraz bhai colege me
aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say
aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say:
maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon
maa beta khuda ka shukar karo aur,
usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai
We Live In A Country
IDEAS, LIBERTY, TRUST & FREEDOM
are 4 important things
for a nation to be successful.
BUT
We live in a country where:
‘IDEAS’ is a clothing store,
‘LIBERTY’ is name of a market,
and
‘TRUST’ & ‘FREEDOM’ are condom brands
Lollzz :-P