Category: Funny SMS

7 Angels came 2 Me
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asked 4 the most Inteligent,
Smart, Nice, Sweet,
Noble and Well Groomed Person.
So I gave Them Your Address
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Dekha kesa Ullu banaya Un ko!:D

Every walk of life will contain
ups & downs
flowers & thorns
rocks & sand
fire & ice
So my sincere advice 2 you is
“juti pa k phirya kro”
Good Morning

In heaven together we were in a big hall.
An Angel told us to write our sins before going in,
but before l could start writing any thing
l heard you caling for ”EXTRA SHEET”.

Boss:
Why Do You Want Time Off Next Week?

Employee:
To Get Married

Boss:
What Stupid Woman Would Marry You?

Employee:
Your Daughter!

Modern Meaning Of Pakistan
P : Pyaar
A : Amn
K : Khushaali
I :  Insaaf
S : Security
T : Taraqqi
A : Aazad Zindgi
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N : Not Available..

Sardar ko truck ne takkar mar di

Dost: Yar jo hona tha hogaya
per tu itna dara huwa Q hai?

Sardar: Yar kion k us truck k pichay likha tha
“Phir Milenge”

Two Best advices for safe life:

1. Always speak the truth, No matter how bitter and
harsh it is..

2. Run immediately after saying it…