Chalo Faraz ab mausam ka maza chakain
Tamam dawain bacho ki pohnch sy dur rakhen
Faraz kya milan ki ab justuju karen
Tabiat zyada kharab hoto doctor sy ruju karen
Humari chahat ka kuch to khayal karain.
Dawai achi terha hila kar istimal karain.
Dil mera doob gaya jab us ki uthi doli,
Subha sham khaney k bad aik goli,
Hum to ishq karny pe raza’mand hai,
Juma ko subha clinic band hai…
Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can’t sell you that
Man shows his marriage certificate
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Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn’t knew u had a prescription.
when wordz fail eyz works
when eyz fail heart works
when heart fails to kia ???
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samajh le tapak gaya;)
Sher Sherni ko kiss karne laga
sherni ne roka or idhar udhar dekne lagi.
Sher:kya hua?
Sherni: dekh rahi hoon aas paas wo manhus
National Geographic wale to nahi hain.
Why do we drink water?
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Bcoz we cannot eat water. .
Taaaaalliyaaaan
Kasam sy bachpan say he genius hoon..;)
Fakeer: 1 Rupia dy do Baba
Aadmi: Sharam Nai Ati itnay hattay kattay
khubsurat nojawan ho k bheek mangtay ho…
fakeer: Chal fair apni payn da rishta day dy:-)
1 Boy:Yar larkion ko “I love you”
kehnay ki sub se achi jaga kon si hai?
2 boy:Mazaar
1Boy:woh kion?
2boy:kion k wahan unke paon mein chappal nahin hoti.
2 pyaz,
3 lahsun,
5 gm zeera,
3 kali mirch,
2 spoon namak,
4 spoon oil,
1 cup water
Aur thoda sa hara dhaniya.
Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu?
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Tumhain ullu!
Pathan ki mangni hoi,
usey pata chala k uski mangaiter
ka kisi se koi affair nahi tha,
us nay yeh keh ker mangni tor di
k jo kisi aur ki nahi ho saki
wo meri kia ho gi?
Train main 1 machar 1 chinese k sar pe baitha,
woh usko pakar k kha gaya!
Phir 1 machar memon pe baitha,
us ne pakar k chinese say pocha:
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Khareedo gay?:D:D:D