Gap In Engagement And Marriage
When there is a long gap between
engagement and marriage,
“who is most benefited??”
“BOY..?
“NO…!
“GIRL..?
“NO…!
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.
.
“its the mobile company”
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When there is a long gap between
engagement and marriage,
“who is most benefited??”
“BOY..?
“NO…!
“GIRL..?
“NO…!
.
.
.
“its the mobile company”
First Law of Cartoon Physics:
“Gravity doesn’t work
until you look down”
If you need advice,
text me…
If you need a friend,
call me…
If you need me,
come to me…
But
If you need money.
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THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
A chines couple,
Mr Hua & Mrs Hua
got twin babies after marriage.
They named them, Jo-Hua , So-Hua.
Next year they got one more baby.
They named Ye-Kia-Hua
Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai,
Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hai,
Bartano aaj mere sir pe baraste kion ho ?
Mein ne dho dha k tumhain kitna saja rakha hai,
Roz leti he talashi wo police ki manind,
Pochti he kahan paison ko chupa rakha hai,
Wahi duniya main muqaddar ka sikandar tehra,
Jis ne khud ko yahan shadi se bacha rakha hai,
Pi ja is maar ki talkhi ko bhi has k shohar,
Mar khane mein bhi qudrat ne maza rakha hai..
Admi:Mujhe sardar bana do
Doc: uske liye tumhara 50% dimagh nikalna parega
Admi: OK
Doctor ne ghalti se 90% nikal dia.
Admi hosh mein aa k bola: Khocha ye tumne kia kar dia.
Wo mud mud k Hame dekh rhe the,aur hum unhe..
Wo mud mud k hame dekh rhe the,aur hum unhe..
Kyoki exam me na unhe kuch ata tha aur na hame…
Son: The girl of our neighbors
don’t understand English.
Father: How do you know?
Son: I said to her “Give Me Sweet Kiss”
and she slapped me.
What’s the lesson for engineering students in 3 IDIOTS?
Engineering parh kar b medical ki bchi phsai ja skti ha.;-)
Pathan:Yara hum ko 1 hatora or keel chahiye computer k liye!
Shopkeepr: Par computer mei inka kya kaam?
Pthan: Oye yara hum ko computer mei Window lagana hai.