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Drunk asked the other: What a beautiful night, look at the moon.
Other drunk: U are wrong, thats not the moon, that’s the sun.
Both started arguing for a while when they saw another drunk walking;
they stopped him,
Sir,pls help settle our argument?
Tell us what is that up in the sky that’s shining. Is it the moon or the sun?”
3rd man looked at the sky and said, Sorry, I dont live around here.
Wife: Main Tumhari Yaad Mein 15 Din Mein Aadhi Mar Gai hoon
Mujhy Lene kab Aa Rahe Ho?
Husband: 15 Din Baad
I wrote your name on sand,
it got washed.
I wrote your name in air,
it was blown away.
I wrote your name on my heart &
i got Heart Attack.
How do you sink a submarine
filled with sardars..?
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Just knock the door.
Tu chand mangay main chand dedon,
tu raat mangay me raat dedon,
tu dil mange me dil dedon,
tu jaan mange
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Bas yaar Bhik mangnay ki bhi ek limit hoti hai..
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Its not an empty sms.
Due to fog you can’t see the words.
Happy Fog Day
Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai? Father:tujhey sub pata hai! Child: nahin pata promise! Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!
Judge: Why are you arrested?
Sardar: For shopping early?
Judge: Well, thats not a crime, anyway how early you were shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop…,
Future plans of childrens:
Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Adnan: I want 2 b a pilot.
Wakeel: I want 2 b a doctor.
Bina: I want 2 b a good mother.
Shariq : I want 2 help Bina.
1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?
pappu : legs
Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?
pappu: paisay
Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain
pappu: neend puri karte hain
girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain
ki wajah se roti hai?
pappu : kaan main ched
MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain
