Category: Funny SMS

Atif Aslam Ki Love Story:

Larki: who r u?

Atif: Main 1 fard hun .

Larki: Tm mera peecha kyun krte ho?

Atif: Ba’khuda tmhi ho her jaga tmhi ho.

Larki: Tm kya chahte ho?

Atif: Kese bataen q tujh ko chahen, yara bata na paen.

Larki: tm mere liye kya ker skte ho?

Atif: tere liye, jhoomun deewana ban k tere liye.

Larki Chamat maar k chali jati hai.

Atif: ab to aadat si hai mujh ko ese jeene mein..;-)

Nazar Mili To Woh Akeli Thi,
Dosti Hui To Woh Saheli Thi,
Payer Hua To Paheli Thi,
Jab Wo Kisi Aur K Saath Bhaag Gai To Pata Chala K
Woh To Sare Area Ki Chickni Chameli Thi

An elephant hs 5 bananas and he is hungry, but he does’nt eat bananas.y?

Bcoz thi bananas r made of plastic..
Next Q…
Da 5bananas r real but thi elephant does’nt eat it.y?
Coz da elephant is made of plastic.

Never giv up.

1 more Q.

Now

both da elephant n da bananas r real, bt yet he cant it..y?

Coz da bananas r in da TV.

Oooopps!!! Cool down

both da elephant n da bananas r real n in da TV, bt yet he cant eat it.y?

Coz they r on difrnt chanels.

Hehehehehe
Ok sory

Both da elephant n da bananas r real in da TV n on da same chanel, bt yet cant eat it.y?

Cmon think….

Coz TV is OFF..

Men are like Bluetooth:
he is connected to you
when you are nearby,
but searches for other devices
when you are away…

Women are like Wi-Fi:
she sees all available devices
but connects to the strongest one…

A mouse was walking along his mother,

a cat attacks them.

The mother mouse BARKS!

& cat runs away.

Moral : its always helpful

if you speak foreign language ;-)

Breaking news,

Pakistan cricket stadiums are now available for marriage lawns.

For booking please contact MLB (Marriage Lawn Board)

former knwn as PCB :-D

Teri Aankhon me Aansu

Chehre pe hansi hai

Teri saans mein aahain,

Dil mein bebasi hai

TuNe pehle Q na bataya mujh ko

K

Darwaze  me Teri ungli  phansi hai;-)

A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:
What is a grownup joke?
Sardar ji replied:
any joke which is eighteen years old