An elephant hs 5 bananas and he is hungry, but he does’nt eat bananas.y?
Bcoz thi bananas r made of plastic..
Next Q…
Da 5bananas r real but thi elephant does’nt eat it.y?
Coz da elephant is made of plastic.
Never giv up.
1 more Q.
Now
both da elephant n da bananas r real, bt yet he cant it..y?
Coz da bananas r in da TV.
Oooopps!!! Cool down
both da elephant n da bananas r real n in da TV, bt yet he cant eat it.y?
Coz they r on difrnt chanels.
Hehehehehe
Ok sory
Both da elephant n da bananas r real in da TV n on da same chanel, bt yet cant eat it.y?
Cmon think….
Coz TV is OFF..
Men are like Bluetooth:
he is connected to you
when you are nearby,
but searches for other devices
when you are away…
Women are like Wi-Fi:
she sees all available devices
but connects to the strongest one…
A mouse was walking along his mother,
a cat attacks them.
The mother mouse BARKS!
& cat runs away.
Moral : its always helpful
if you speak foreign language ;-)
Breaking news,
Pakistan cricket stadiums are now available for marriage lawns.
For booking please contact MLB (Marriage Lawn Board)
former knwn as PCB :-D
Thik likha tha mery hath ki lakeron matn Faraz,
tu agar piyar kary ga to bikhar jaey ga……..
Zindagi mein jab b kisi ko chaha hy
Usi ne hmara dil dukhaya hy
Socha tha ab chor dain is pyar k khel ko
Par suna hai pichli gali main 1 naya piece aya hy.
Teri Aankhon me Aansu
Chehre pe hansi hai
Teri saans mein aahain,
Dil mein bebasi hai
TuNe pehle Q na bataya mujh ko
K
Darwaze me Teri ungli phansi hai;-)
A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:
What is a grownup joke?
Sardar ji replied:
any joke which is eighteen years old
A boy goes to see a dance.
His mom angrily asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed to see?
Boy: yes, I saw dad!
CIRCUIT :
Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla hai aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera saray chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please.
MUNNABHAI :
Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT :
Nehin Bhai, woh apnay chain pechan lega.
