Suggest a password
Wife working on a computer said:
Suggest a password.
Husband: My Penis.
Wife fell down from the chair laughing.
Because
Computer said:
Rejected “PASWORD TOO SHOT”
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Jub kisi ki taraf dil jhuknay lagay
Jab kisi ki taraf
DiL jhuknay
lage..
Bat aa kar
zubaan tak
rukne lage
To
TO
To
TO
To
VICKS ki goli lo
Khikhich dur karo…
joke in one word
Joke in one word
SARDAR
Joke in two words
Intelligent SARDAR
Joke in three words
SARDAR playing chess
Joke in four words
SARDAR wins the game.
A pakistani man goes for fishing
A pakistani man goes for fishing, catches a big fish.
Comes home and askks his wife to cookthe fish.
Wife says she can’t as there is no gas, no electricity,
no atta(floor) and no cooking oil to fry it in.
Man goes and puts the fish back in the river.
Fish comes up to the surface and shouts
“Pakistan Zindabad”
ghajini effect on student
Ghajini effect.
“A boy open his tiffin box on the road”
Why?
.
.
.
He just wanted to check,
whether was going to school or coming back
I want to share all your worries
Girl: When we get married,
I want to share all your worries,
troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It’s very kind of you,
darling, But I don’t have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that is because we aren’t married yet.
Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi
Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi
Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain
Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain
Maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai
Beti: Maa fauji Pakistani hain
Maa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa.
convincingly funny world
If money doesn’t grow on trees,
Then why do Banks have branches..?
Why does a round “Pizza” come in a square box?
Why the “Glue” doesn’t stick to its bottle?
Why do we still call it “Building” when It’s already built?
If its true that “We are here to help others”
Then what are the others here for?
If you are not supposed to “Drink” and Drive,
Then why do bars have parking lots?
Conclusion: We are funny bunch of people
living in a convincingly funny world.
Man made a call to the hospital
Man made a call to the hospital
to inquire about his pregnant wife
but by mistake call went to a cricket stadium.
He asked, “Whats the condition?”
&
he fainted after what he heard,
“7 are already out..
3 more will be out hopefully by lunch.
&
The first was a duck..”