Category: Funny SMS

A lawyer saw an auto accident on street.
He rushed over and started handing out
business cards saying:
I saw the whole thing..
I will take either side.

Larka: aik larki ko cherte huwe kahta hai k jan-e-man is dil mai a jao.

Larki: sandil utaroo kia?????Larka:jan-e-man ye dil hai koi masjid nahi sandil pahan kar hi ajao.

Impact of Movies:

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

Ye Khamoshi, Ye Tareek Raatain

Ye Dobte Hoye Arman, Ye Jaltay diay

Ye Bujhti Shammain, Ye Kuch Or Nahi

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WAPDA Ki sazish  Hy.

Summer Limitations

You can wear as much as you want in cold,

but you cannot remove as much as you desire in summer. ;)

Interesting thing about
Tom & Jerry ..???
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full day they run here & there naked…
but when going for a swim ,
they don’t forget to wear a swim suit…. :P

What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

Teacher: Johny,
if your father earned $100,000
and gave half of it to your mother,
what would she have?

Little johny: A heart a attack!

Musharaf Reema ka haath pakar kar bola:

“Aao kamray mein chalain”

Reema; “Ki faida, wardi tey tu lani nai”