best way to purpose a girl
Best way to purpose a girl.
Take her to sea,
Say her to sit in a boat.
Then take the boat in the middle of sea.
Then say Marry Me
or
Leave My Boat.
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see it in the newspaper
Theif 1: lets count the money we have looted today!
Theif 2: I’m so tired,
We’ll see it in the Newspaper tomorrow
rain makes things beautiful
The rain makes all things beautiful,
The grass and flowers too,
If rain makes all things beautiful,
Why does not it rain on you?
gham-e-judaai mein
gham-e-judaai mein buhat se jaaam piye honge GHALIB
Par DEW naa piya tou phir kiya jiyaa… ;D :
what you ask for
I always ask God to
give you what you deserve,
not what you ask for.
Because.
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.
.
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tuwada ki pata tussi charas mang lao.. :)
Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.
Our Brain Memory Status
Our Brain Memory Status
OUR BRAIN: 5% names
3% phone numbers
2% stuff we should know for college or school
And
90% song lyrics. :D :D
you’ve proved it
Read each word from right side.
A
suomaf
rotcod
dlot
em
taht
ylno
latnem
stneitap
evah
eht
tnelat
ot
daer
egassem
neve
s’tI
nettirw
ylesrever
and
You’ve proved it…!
Wife came home with a goat.
Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”
Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”
Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”
Ek charsi eyes donate kerne gaya
Ek charsi eyes donate kerne gaya.
After operation DR Askd:
Kuch kehna chahte ho? Charsi: Jisko b ankhen lagao,
Usy bta dena ye 2 kash laganay k bad khulti hain