Category: Funny SMS

Husband aur Wife Hotel
me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife nay pocha,”Koun Thi Wo?”
Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo,
main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.

U r a nice person…
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning…
1st. pray to God so that u can live….
2nd.take a bath so that others can live….

He said… Do u love me just coz
my father left me a fortune?
She said… No stupid, I’d love u no matter
who left you the money!

Ek LARKI Ki DUA

Kasam Se Her Larkay Ko Bhola Dongi,
Sabhi Ki Tasveren Jala Don Gi,

Ek Tum Hi Raho Gay Is Dil Mein,
Balance Dalwa Do Tumhy Dua Doun Gi

.:STUDENT LIFE K USOOL:.
*-Apny BED sy pyar kro, yh tumhara QILLA hy. :)

*-Din ko aram kro ta k tm rat me chain se so sko. :D

*-Books pakeza hyn is leay hath na lgao. B-)

*-Koi kam kal py na choro wo parso ya tarso b kia ja skta hy. ;)

*-Agr tumhe parhny ka dil chahy to beth jao or us wakt tk bhetay

raho jb tk ye feeling khtm na ho jaey.

kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par,
dil mien junoon tha…aankhoon mien khoon tha,

uthaya ussay masal dene k liye par khayal aya,
kambakht mien bhi akhir apna hi khoon tha

Theif 1: lets count the money we have looted today!

Theif 2: I’m so tired,

We’ll see it in the Newspaper tomorrow

gham-e-judaai mein buhat se jaaam piye honge GHALIB

Par DEW naa piya tou phir kiya jiyaa… ;D :