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SMS Kar Diya Karo

Posted on by Shining Spirit

Life Me

=Paisa   =Payar

=Dost    =Izzat

Sb Aate Jate Rehte Hein

Par,

Tootay Huway Daant Kbi Wapas Nhi Aaty,

Is Liye Samjhdar Bano Or SMS Kar Diya Karo.

randome facts

Posted on by Shining Spirit

Some randome facts.

1. An elephant shits half its weight in two days.

2. A man’s penis is 3 times  the length of his thumb.

3. 2 multiplied by 2 equals 4.

4. the final fact:

A woman would have finished reading

these facts by now,

but a man would still be checking the size of his thumbs.

tujhe bhool jana mumkin nahi

Posted on by Shining Spirit

Subha utho
Close-up kro
Phr naha k
Meri photo rakh k
Apne 2, 9 hath jor kr
zor zor se gao

TUJHE BHOoL
JANA
JANA
MUMKIN NAHI

TERA SMS NA Aye AiSA KOI Din nahi.

It makes no difference

Posted on by Shining Spirit

Doctor implants a New Ear to a man.

Man: You idiot, you gave me a woman’s ear

Doctor: It makes no difference

Man: It does,Now I hear everything

but understand nothing.

Husband aur wife in hotel

Posted on by Shining Spirit

Husband aur Wife Hotel
me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife nay pocha,”Koun Thi Wo?”
Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo,
main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.

U r a nice person…

Posted on by Shining Spirit

U r a nice person…
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning…
1st. pray to God so that u can live….
2nd.take a bath so that others can live….