rain makes things beautiful
The rain makes all things beautiful,
The grass and flowers too,
If rain makes all things beautiful,
Why does not it rain on you?
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Our Brain Memory Status
Our Brain Memory Status
OUR BRAIN: 5% names
3% phone numbers
2% stuff we should know for college or school
And
90% song lyrics. :D :D
Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.
you’ve proved it
Read each word from right side.
A
suomaf
rotcod
dlot
em
taht
ylno
latnem
stneitap
evah
eht
tnelat
ot
daer
egassem
neve
s’tI
nettirw
ylesrever
and
You’ve proved it…!
Lagta hai pahunch gai
Aik hindu apni biwi ka antim sanskar
kar k ghar ja raha tha ki achanak bijli chamki,
badal garje, zor se baarish shuru hui
dukhi aadmi bola: Lagta hai pahunch gai
Wife came home with a goat.
Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”
Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”
Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”
Ek charsi eyes donate kerne gaya
Ek charsi eyes donate kerne gaya.
After operation DR Askd:
Kuch kehna chahte ho? Charsi: Jisko b ankhen lagao,
Usy bta dena ye 2 kash laganay k bad khulti hain
chicken bohut maze ki bani hai
Sardar:Begum aaj chicken
bohut maze ki bani hai kia
koi khaas masala lagaya hai ?
Sardarni:Nahi bus zara murghi jal gai
thi wo main ne BURNOL laga di thi.
Sleep in baby’s room
A boy went to his dad’s friend home late night.
Uncle offered him to sleep in baby’s room.
Boy refused due to baby’s crying nature and went to sleep in tv lounge.
Next morning on breakfast table he saw a beautiful girl.
He asked:”who r u”?
Girl: “i am baby”and U?
Boy:
Main ullu ka patha..
stupid boss
If you think your boss is stupid.
Remember
You would not get the job.
If he was smarter.