COMING SOON
One day Sardar had fight
with his father.
He took a picture of his father.
Place it on a tree in graveyard.
with a note.
“COMING SOON”
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Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon
rupaye fase huye hain.
Difference between boyfriend and husband
Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,
Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,
Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.
Sania Mirza rejects whole India
IPL rejects only 11 Pakistani Player.
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Sania Mirza rejects whole India.
GEO SANIA
An Aeroplane asks a Rocket
An Aeroplane asks a Rocket
How is that you can fly so fast?
The Rocket replies you will know the pain
when they put fire at your back!
I have lots of jokes in my inbox
I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
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“You are so beautiful”
Apni pasand k raste per Chalo
Hamesha,
Apni pasand k raste per chalo,
Apne tariqe se Muhabat kro,
Apne alfaz me baat kro.
Sirf wo kro jo apka dil kahe.
Aur phir dekhna,
1 din sari dunia kahe gi.
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“Kanjar kise di nai manda”
Y does Monkey
Y does Monkey
like
pepsi?
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Y?
Y?
Y?
Leave it ……
its ur personal..
If ur world is spinning around
If ur world is spinning around
and
ur heart is beating fast..
Do u think its love?
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?
?
Na Munna Na
it’s called High Blood Pressure:p.
how to grow up a baby
How to grow up a baby
to make him absolutely honest,
lovable, funny, truthful
and an extremely intelligent kid
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Well, ask my parents.