To Impress Beautiful Women
I asked my trainer
which machine at the gym
I should use to impress
beautiful women…
he pointed outside and said.
“The ATM machine”
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1 Hathi Romantic mood mei
1 Hathi Romantic mood mei
1 chunti ko cherta hai.
chunti ghusay mei
Hathni k pas ja k kehti he:
Apny awara shohar ko smjha lo
warna mard hamary ghar me b hain
Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad
Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad,
Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad,
Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad,
KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad
supp0se it is 0pen
1 b0x wasn’t 0pening.
Physician came and apply all laws;
Chemist came and apply all reacti0ns but n0t 0pen,
Mathmetiti0n come and said
‘Lets supp0se it is 0pen’ :)
OK! We will apply next year
A Sardar and his wife filed an application for divorce.
Judge asked: How will you divide?
You have 3 children.
Sardar replied: OK! We will apply next year.
Honey! If you do not mind, can i….?
Boy and Girl were sitting in garden
Suddenly a Dog started kissing another dog infront of them
Boy: Honey! If you do not mind, can i….?
Girl: OK, But be careful, The dog may not bite you
Pakistan India Joke SMS
Once Upon A Time In Sri Lanka,
India and South Africa Were
Playing A Cricket Match,
They Both Did Their Best.
But In The End, Pakistan Won.
When I was born…Devil said
When I was born
Devil said…Oh Shit!!!
Another GOOD PERSON!!!..
&
When u were born devil said …
Oh Shit!!!!Competition…!!! ….
Can kids of our age have kids?
Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”
Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”
Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.
Ek Kutta subah se sham tak
Ek Kutta subah se sham tak
bhonkta raha bao baobaobao
baobaobao
bao baobaobao
bao bao baobao…
Vo to bechara kutta hai,
tum kyu bhonk rahay ho ?