Category: Funny SMS

Father: Your teacher says she finds it
Impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That’s why I say she’s no good!

Modern Definition of Boyfriend
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A person who has to like all the status

and photos of his girlfriend

no matter how bad they are..! :D lol……

DUNIA me reh ke sapno me kho jao,
KISIKO apna banalo YA kisi ke ho jao,

AGAR kuch bhi nahi hota to DON’T WORRY,
Chaadar takiya lo aur so jao.
Good Night

Tere gum me tarap ke mar jayenge,
marte waqt bhi tere name le jayenge,
god ko riswat de kar tumko vi uper
bulayenge or dono milkar kurkure khayenge.

Agr koi apko dupehar 12 bje kahe”GUD NIGHT”

ya shaam ko kahe”GUD MORNING”

ya raat ko 3 bje kahe”HAPPY BIRTHDAY”

To samajh lain k wo wapda k zulm ka shikar hai.

Garmi ne un ki matt mar di hy.

Aisay logon k leay dua keren

“ALLAH unhe sabr de AAMEEN

Meri trf se aap ko bht bht “EID  MUBARAK”

ALERT!!

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(! ! Dunia
 .!!. Walo..

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Meri jutti kon paa geya ay?

A student wrote a letter
to his father from hostel:

Dear dad…!
No money,No fun.
Your son!

His father replied:

Dear son!
So sad,Very bad
Your dad!

Girl: I want to fail in the exams.

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Friends: Why?

Girl: My daddy said;
he will bring me a Loptop if I came 1st,
If I came 2nd then new Cell Phone

and

If I fail, I got married…