Category: Funny SMS

Ek din Wife aur Husband mandir se
niklay to ek faqeer ne kaha:
Shehzadi 5 rupay dede, andha hon

Husband:Dedo,Tumhe Shehzadi
kaha hai to zaroor andha hi hoga

LOVE IS LIKE MISSED CALL
IT STOPS WHEN U TRY 2 CATCH BUT
FRIENDSHIP IS LIKE SMS
BCOZ
IT COMES
&
STAYS INSIDE UR INBOX UNTILL U DELETE

Zindagi aik ajeeb paheli hai.
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Keypad dabana bas karo..isey dabane se solve nahi ho gi

ISHQ da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae,
waqt samjho khraab aa janda ae,
mehboob aave ya na aave
par taare ginan da hisaab aa janda ae!

Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then make a place,
4 Me in ur heart!!
I may come there any time!
Urs faithfully,
Heart Attack

Dad: Whats your result?

Son: I’ve failed in 5 Subjects.

Dad: From now onwards don’t call me Dad.

Son: COME ON Dad, its my school test n0t a DNA test.

Young man,

do you think you can handle a variety of work?

“I ought to be able to.

I’ve had ten different jobs in four months.”

Devils went to Court to Prove
that he is The Most,
Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth.

But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked,
Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI” kon hai?

age of drinks;

1 to 3 milk

3 to 8 cerelac

9 to 13 horlicks

14 to 25 bear

26 to 40 whisky

41 to 60 tonic

after 60 anytime

“GANGA JAL”