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Pappu: Dad how was I born?
Dad: well son, your Mom & I got to gether at ‘YAHOO’
we set us a date via E-Mail, & Met in a cyber cafe,
Your Mom agreed to dowload data from my PEN DRIVE,
JUST when I was about to “Transfer”
we realised that none of us have installed “FIREWALL”
IT was too late to DELETE
9 months later a POP-UP Window appeared & said
YOU HAVE GOT A MALE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guddu gana ga raha tha,
“aaj main ooper Aasma neechay”
To Pappu nay Guddo ko bohut maara,
Bhala kion???
kion k Aasma pappu ki behan thi.
hehe:p
I want to say a word to u !!
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That starts with u
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and ends on u
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that truly defines u
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that word is
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“ULLU” ….. :-)
A very old lady teacher of English
ask this question with the class:
When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it?
One pupil answered: Its the past tense of course.
Life is like a movie:
If you are sad its DRAMA
If you are afraid its SUSPENSE
If you are angry its ACTION
If you look in the mirror its COMEDY
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NOW YOU ARE SMILING ITS (HORROR)
Last night was my fault,
my wife asked,
“what’s on the TV?”
and ….. I said, “dust!”
Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
…nice drink…PEPSI
Mere Nana ne ye keh ker mujh se rishta tor dia Faraz,
Moong phali mein dana nahi, hum tumharay Nana nahi…
One day Sardar had fight
with his father.
He took a picture of his father.
Place it on a tree in graveyard.
with a note.
“COMING SOON”
Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon
rupaye fase huye hain.
