life is like a movie
Life is like a movie:
If you are sad its DRAMA
If you are afraid its SUSPENSE
If you are angry its ACTION
If you look in the mirror its COMEDY
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NOW YOU ARE SMILING ITS (HORROR)
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Was my fault…
Last night was my fault,
my wife asked,
“what’s on the TV?”
and ….. I said, “dust!”
Catch her by her waist…Put ur lips on her lips…
Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
…nice drink…PEPSI
Mere Nana ne ye keh ker mujh se rishta tor dia Faraz
Mere Nana ne ye keh ker mujh se rishta tor dia Faraz,
Moong phali mein dana nahi, hum tumharay Nana nahi…
COMING SOON
One day Sardar had fight
with his father.
He took a picture of his father.
Place it on a tree in graveyard.
with a note.
“COMING SOON”
Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon
rupaye fase huye hain.
An Aeroplane asks a Rocket
An Aeroplane asks a Rocket
How is that you can fly so fast?
The Rocket replies you will know the pain
when they put fire at your back!
Difference between boyfriend and husband
Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,
Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,
Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.
Sania Mirza rejects whole India
IPL rejects only 11 Pakistani Player.
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Sania Mirza rejects whole India.
GEO SANIA
I have lots of jokes in my inbox
I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
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“You are so beautiful”