Category: Funny SMS

Rose
Lotus
Tulip
Orchid
Sunflower
Jasmin
Lilly
All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with u,
Kyun K
Gobhi K phool ki baat hi alag hai.

Man: Among my 4 sons 3 are engineer.

Friend: 4th?

Man: He didn’t study & became a barber.

Friend: Why don’t you throw him out?

Man: He is the only 1 who earns.

Open with Love…
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say
I…
Love…
Disturbing you…

Door kahin ek basti thi,
Wahan churailain basti thein,
Un k andar bari masti thi,
Jab dekho wo hansti thin,
Tum jo itna hansti ho,
Usi basti ki lagti ho ;-)

A beggar- ‘Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..
“Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe
sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai…”

A foreigner had very spicy Indian dinner.

Next morning he came out of the toilet & said,

now i understand Why indian use water.

Tissue Can catch fire…

Sirf aik bar he msg ko parh kr last mein diye gaye question ka answer dein…

Yaad rahay msg sirf aik baar parhna hai itz a challenge

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Mera Sawaal ye ha k LoTay ko english main kia kehte hain

1 Ghar mein TWINS paida huwe to saas ne kaha:
mubarik ho! bhala bataao..
hamare pakistan ki halat daikh kar
bache bhi duniya mein akele ane se darte hain.