Category: Funny SMS

Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…

After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,

A toilet is like a National assmbly meeting

People come with a lot of pressure,

sit, express their feelings,

create a lot of noise & finally drop the issue.

Machar ne eik aadmi ko din main kaat liya

Aadmi:
tum to raat main kaat-te ho din main kyun kaata?

Machar:
ghar k halaat kharab hain,
“overtime laga raha hoon.”

Meaning of PYAAR?

It’s a group of friends sitting

around a table and smoking

and saying….

“P – YAAR”.

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus
with Dad this morning, he told me to
give up my seat to a lady.

Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy’s lap.

The brain is a wonderful organ.
It starts working the moment you get
up and does not stop until u get into the office…

Best Punishment That U Can Give To A Boy!

Give Him A Mobile With

A lot Of Girl’s Phone Numbers

& Unlimited Credit & Put Him

In A Place Where There’s No Network!