A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST.
A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!
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Open with Love…
Open with Love…
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say
I…
Love…
Disturbing you…
nice nurse
Patient to dotor:
You’ve appointed nice nurse.
She take good care of patients.
doctor: Yes I heard,
When she slapped you.
Door kahin ek basti thi
Door kahin ek basti thi,
Wahan churailain basti thein,
Un k andar bari masti thi,
Jab dekho wo hansti thin,
Tum jo itna hansti ho,
Usi basti ki lagti ho ;-)
A beggar- ‘Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
A beggar- ‘Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..
“Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe
sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai…”
very spicy Indian dinner
A foreigner had very spicy Indian dinner.
Next morning he came out of the toilet & said,
now i understand Why indian use water.
Tissue Can catch fire…
questions always starts with W
You know why
the spelling of Women starts with W..?
Because
All questions in the world starts with W..!
Such as.
who
why
what
when
which
whom
where
wife…?
1 ghar main twins paida howay
1 Ghar mein TWINS paida huwe to saas ne kaha:
mubarik ho! bhala bataao..
hamare pakistan ki halat daikh kar
bache bhi duniya mein akele ane se darte hain.
Sirf aik bar he msg ko parh kr answer do
Sirf aik bar he msg ko parh kr last mein diye gaye question ka answer dein…
Yaad rahay msg sirf aik baar parhna hai itz a challenge
1
+
5
+
3
–
2
+
8
+
21
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25
+
50
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60
+
14
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28
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21
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6 ….
Mera Sawaal ye ha k LoTay ko english main kia kehte hain
Universal Lies
Universal Lies
1. I’m not drunk.
2. I won’t hurt you.
3. Lets’ stay friends.
4. She’s just a friend.
5. I lost your number.
6. I need time to myself.
7. I’ll start a diet tomorrow.