Category: Funny SMS

A beggar- ‘Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..
“Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe
sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai…”

A foreigner had very spicy Indian dinner.

Next morning he came out of the toilet & said,

now i understand Why indian use water.

Tissue Can catch fire…

1 Ghar mein TWINS paida huwe to saas ne kaha:
mubarik ho! bhala bataao..
hamare pakistan ki halat daikh kar
bache bhi duniya mein akele ane se darte hain.

Sirf aik bar he msg ko parh kr last mein diye gaye question ka answer dein…

Yaad rahay msg sirf aik baar parhna hai itz a challenge

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Mera Sawaal ye ha k LoTay ko english main kia kehte hain

Universal Lies

1. I’m not drunk.
2. I won’t hurt you.
3. Lets’ stay friends.
4. She’s just a friend.
5. I lost your number.
6. I need time to myself.
7. I’ll start a diet tomorrow.

When u feel lonely and alone
& cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me
i’ll take u to an eye specialist !!

Na woh inkaar karti hai,
Na woh ikraar karti hai,

Kambakhat mere hi sapnon main aa kar,
Mere dost se pyaar karti hai

I studied everything but never topped

and today the toppers of the best universities are my employees.

(Bill Gates)

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Neither I topped nor I study anything, but today I m the President of Pakistan.:-)

(Asif Ali Zardari.)

Miaaoou!

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Meeaaou!

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Meaoou!

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Meeaoou!

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Meeaoou!

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Boht khob!

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“Humari billi
Humi ko meeaou