Category: Funny SMS

It’s very easy

to eat sweet chocolate,

speak sweet words,

watch sweet dreams

but

It’s very difficult

to

find a sweet person.

but I salute you.

that you find me.

Rose
Lotus
Tulip
Orchid
Sunflower
Jasmin
Lilly
All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with u,
Kyun K
Gobhi K phool ki baat hi alag hai.

Man: Among my 4 sons 3 are engineer.

Friend: 4th?

Man: He didn’t study & became a barber.

Friend: Why don’t you throw him out?

Man: He is the only 1 who earns.

Open with Love…
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say
I…
Love…
Disturbing you…

Door kahin ek basti thi,
Wahan churailain basti thein,
Un k andar bari masti thi,
Jab dekho wo hansti thin,
Tum jo itna hansti ho,
Usi basti ki lagti ho ;-)

A beggar- ‘Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..
“Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe
sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai…”

A foreigner had very spicy Indian dinner.

Next morning he came out of the toilet & said,

now i understand Why indian use water.

Tissue Can catch fire…

1 Ghar mein TWINS paida huwe to saas ne kaha:
mubarik ho! bhala bataao..
hamare pakistan ki halat daikh kar
bache bhi duniya mein akele ane se darte hain.