Why do girls close their eyes while kissing a guy?
Question : Why do girls close
their eyes while kissing a guy?
Guess…
Guess
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Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon
ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.
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Maine Wish Kyon Kiya
happy birthday to u!!!
tum yahi soch rahe ho na,
ki aaj tumhara birthday nahi hai,
to maine wish kyon kiya?
arre, message mera, phone mera, paise mere…
meri marji, yaar!
must for breathing
Oxygen is must for breathing:
It was discovered in 1773.
Sardar: Thanks God.
I was born after that.
Pahly paida hota to mar hi jata.
theif with a knife
theif with a knife:
Give all your money to me.
Man: Do you know who I am..?
I am the presiden of this country.
Theif: Really … Ok than give me my money back.
Genius & Successful People
Genius & Successful People
Don’t Relax In Chairs,
They Relax In Work,
They Sleep With Dreams
&
Awake With determination & Commitment.
To Impress Beautiful Women
I asked my trainer
which machine at the gym
I should use to impress
beautiful women…
he pointed outside and said.
“The ATM machine”
1 Hathi Romantic mood mei
1 Hathi Romantic mood mei
1 chunti ko cherta hai.
chunti ghusay mei
Hathni k pas ja k kehti he:
Apny awara shohar ko smjha lo
warna mard hamary ghar me b hain
Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad
Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad,
Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad,
Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad,
KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad
supp0se it is 0pen
1 b0x wasn’t 0pening.
Physician came and apply all laws;
Chemist came and apply all reacti0ns but n0t 0pen,
Mathmetiti0n come and said
‘Lets supp0se it is 0pen’ :)
OK! We will apply next year
A Sardar and his wife filed an application for divorce.
Judge asked: How will you divide?
You have 3 children.
Sardar replied: OK! We will apply next year.