Where were u born
Teacher : Where were u born?
Student : Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : ok, tell the spelling.
Student : Sorry,I was born in Goa
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Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa
Munna:
Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa,
meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.
Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho.
Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai na.
sab ko aaj hi tapkana hai kya
Suna hai ki aap ki ek smile par log marte hai….
So keep smiling …. to reduce population.
Aab bas bhi karo… sab ko aaj hi tapkana hai kya??
Aur Holi se pehle hi aapne nahana chod diya?
Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya,
humne bhi gehrai mein jaana chod diya.
Areyy yeh kia ?
Holi se pehle hi aapne nahana chod diya!!
1 Larki ki dua
1 larki ki dua
Kasam se her larkay ko bhula dungi,
Sab hi ki tasveerain jala dungi,
Ek tum hi raho gay is dil main,
Balance dalwa do tumhe dua dungi,
Definition of Kiss in various fields
Definition of Kiss in various fields.
In view of Geometry: Kiss is the shortest distance between tow lips.
In view of Economics: Kiss is that thing for which Demand is always higher than Supply.
In view of Physics: It is a source to charging human body.
In view of Computer: Two bodies are conected with each other without any data cable.
Jab sey tumhain jana hai,
Jab sey tumhain jana hai,
jab sey tumhain paaya hai,
har dua mein tera naam aaya hai,
Ta k poochhu rab say
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ki yeh kaisa namoona banaya hai
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga…
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga…
money is not everyting
Always remeber MONEY isn’t everything.
But make sure that,
You’ve made a lot of it,
before talking such nonesense
Bill Gates.
Hamen Shaadi ka koi Shoq Nahi
Hamen Shaadi ka koi Shoq Nahi hai “B O B Y”. . .
Ye to bs Aanay Waaly BACHON ki Zid Hai k AMi Chahiye……!!!