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Shoaib Malik & Sania Mirza Ki Shadi Se Sabit Hua.
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India
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Pakistan Ka Sala Hai
Hahahaha.
GEO Malik
What is the height of mixed emotion?
Your mother-in-law falls from the
7th floor on your brand new Mecedes
and you don’t know whether to laught or cry..!
A small 2 seater plane was crashed in graveyard.
A Sardar was investigation officer.
In report he said:
500 dead bodies are found
and digging for rest.
Dada: Puter ander sey merey dant tu ley aa,
Beyta: Mager dada g roti tu abhe bani nhe,
Dada: ohh nhee! beyta samney wali Budhi nu smile deyni hai
Pathan ka shair…!
Na bottle mein na jar mein,
Na hotle mein na bar mein,
na bike peh, na car mein,
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Jo maza naswar mein,
na ishq mein na pyar mein.
Laila n majnoo get tired of mobiles
They decided 2 use pigeons,
One day pigeon reached without letter,
Angry Majnu asked laila what’s this?
Laila replied idiot it was a miss call.
Think positive…
Look at the world as 1 huge chocolate cake.
It would not be complete without
a few sweets & nuts.
Sweets like me & nuts like you!!!
Interesting Definitions…
School:
Place were Papa Pays n Son Plays…
Life Insurnce:
Contrct that Keeps U Poor all Ur Life so that U can Die Rich…
Doctor:
A Person who Kills Ur Ills by Pills, n Kills U by Bills…
Mariage:
It’s an Agreement in which a Man Loses his Bachelor n a Woman Gains her Masters…
Divorce:
Future Tense of Marriage…
Smile:
A Curve that can Set a lot of Things Straight…
Atom Bomb:
An Invention to End all Inventions…
A boy told his friend,
“yar aik larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai”.
Friend answered:
“Sahi se dekh,
hans k dekh rahi hai
ya
dekh k hans rahi hai :-)”
WAKEEL: My lord! “Qanoon ki kitaab k safa 15
k mutabq mere mokal ko ba-izzat bari kia jae
JUDge: Kitab pesh ki jae. kitab pesh ki gai,
Judge ne safa khoola tu ush main 100, 100 ke 5 note pary thy.
JUDGE: Ish tarah ke 2 ore saboot pesh keye jain. :)
