Category: Funny SMS

Hoslay saray azma baithay,
Hum zamanay k ghum utha baithay,

Jis ki chahat main umer bhar tarpay,
Us ki shadi ki biryani kha baithay:)

2 Dost Suicide kernay gayai,
Pahala : “Hey Bhagwan mujhey
dunia ki saari nafrat de Pareshani
de Dukh de!”

Dusra dost : “Abe tu maut maang
raha hai k Microsoft main Job.”

2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
“Na my wife is better.”
2nd went in and came out n said
“U R right ur wife is much better.”

Santa bar me ro raha tha.
Bartender: Kyo ro rahe ho?
Santa: Aur kya karu??
Jis ladki ko bhulana chahta hun
uska naam hi yaad nahi aata.

4 year degree program
We work hard all these 4 year
We have 8 semesters
We have 80GB syllabus
We study 80MB
But we remember 80KB
We answer 80 Bytes
We get BINARY marks ,

Finally we get The Degree of BE
It is mean Brain Empty

The most wacky definition of high heels:

A device invented by short women,

who were fed up by constantly

being kissed on the forehead !! B-)

Police arrested a drunkard & asked:

Where are you going?

Man: I’m going to listen lecture on ill effects of drinking.

Cop: Who’ll lecture at midnight ??

Man: My wife…